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Msg #22000  Dated 12:09:56  10-06-91  -> 22003
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I have a hole in office window now from guys playing golf last
week.

Msg #22001  Dated 12:10:03  10-06-91  -> 22004
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Dunnmo how the magazine slipped through the web but Rudy in next town
down the line got his same day as did others I know. Good to be first
for a change.

Msg #22003  Dated 12:13:19  10-06-91  22000 <--> 22010
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Yeah, I know about the hole in the window.  Sure glad it wasn't me!
One of my most embarrasing moments was when I stood up at a dinner
party once, hit my head on the replica Tiffany glass on the chandellier
and the glass shattered!  Fortunately, the main course wasn't on the
table at the time.

Msg #22004  Dated 12:15:31  10-06-91  22001 <--> 22009
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Hmmm... Maybe I'll have to call Stan's office.  Last issue of Inside
Magic got lost in the P. O. too.  Address seemed OK, but maybe the zip
code has gotten scrambled or something.

Msg #22007  Dated 12:28:46  10-06-91  -> 22022
From: SCOTT CRAM
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MAGIC NIGHT

Gee... Busy?

I also found it to be very easy to spend mucho dinero. Have fun at the
PCAM meeting!

Msg #22009  Dated 17:35:26  10-06-91  -> 22015
From: PETE BIRO
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Biro: 16 Los Banos Ct., Walnut Creek, CA 94598-3101
Phone/FAX 510 932-7696
I know the Magic Hotel is next door and not so expensive. Seabrooke
and others always stay there. But if you want to go upscale trhy
the Hollywood Roosevelt or the Holiday Inn, Hollywood (both about
2 blocks away). Roosevelt has lotsa tradition and has been re-done.

Msg #22010  Dated 17:35:36  10-06-91  -> 22011
From: PETE BIRO
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Geno. You need to download IMP! or RDMAGIC, whatever it is called
these days. I use it with Procomm Plus and it is all done by going
in for about 1 - 2 minutes, read and reply offline and the reply
time is under 1 minute usually. You just need to do a couple of
weird things in your set up which Jerry Burton will tell you if
you ask him, or Lichtman, here on MAGIC!

Msg #22011  Dated 17:35:47  10-06-91  -> 22013
From: PETE BIRO
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

GENO, Tabby and I (and others) coming into Vegas Wednesday, 9th.
I will have my laptop with IMP! installed so you can see it work.
I will be staying at the Gold Coast through Sunday mid day...
Going to see Lance Wed. night last show. Got clients and  work to
do much of time but can spring some loose time... will callyou.

Msg #22012  Dated 17:35:58  10-06-91
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

I wuz just kiddin' anyhooo... it seems the Re: on the screens is
almost always WRONG... cuz we use IMP and reply changing the
subjecto alla time... and not changin' the header... tsk ;+)

Msg #22013  Dated 17:36:06  10-06-91  -> 22017
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

You didn't play the Golf Course and you never did take the walk
on the olde Ox Cart trail or.... see the aviary! Tsk. You ain't
been there dude.... tsk.... ;+)

Msg #22014  Dated 17:36:14  10-06-91  -> 22027
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

Thanks mucho.... will get a try on it one o these days... have just
unearthed about a quarter of a million old instruction sheets and
am trying to figure out what to do with them (as far as a filing
system)... If only I would put this much effort into money making
projects! hah ;+)

Msg #22015  Dated 17:36:24  10-06-91  -> 22020
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Yoo mean they din't bring no copeez to da swapmeat?

Msg #22017  Dated 17:36:44  10-06-91  -> 22019
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Good Idea Tablario, I will make a disk for Geno toooooooo and if
one of us forgets, the other probably will as well.

Msg #22019  Dated 17:37:03  10-06-91  22000 <--> 22021
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Yeah, but if you checked the broken glass is on the OUTSIDE. They
were playing through.... YOUR OFFICE!

Msg #22020  Dated 17:37:10  10-06-91  22001 <--> 22025
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

It is my understanding the  new postal system is set to deliver
mail in alphabetical order. Hence Crabb befo' Lichtman. Gee, where's
mine?

Msg #22021  Dated 17:37:18  10-06-91  22003 <--> 22026
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I don't know what this number gets you... but saw it on the TV
screen but didn't hear the message... the number is (on next line)
1-800-922-FROG

Msg #22022  Dated 17:37:27  10-06-91  22007 <--> 22620
From: PETE BIRO
To:   SCOTT CRAM (X)
Re:   MAGIC NIGHT

I got to the Diamond Lecture in Concord after all had gone and he
and Andy were packing the stuff up. We wound up going to Lenny's,
er Denny's for a Nosh... whatever that means? My Nosh is what I
usually call pie and coffee.

Msg #22023  Dated 18:03:54  10-06-91  -> 22032
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Is that like zen and the art of Motorcycle maitenance?  Sorry, I just
took my wife to Disneyland for our animaversery on the motorcycle, and
I guess I got bikes on the brain.  My voice is gone, so I had to use
sign language (ASL) all day, and my wife doesn't unnerstand so good.
Kind of frustrating, but kind of fun.  I do arc and gas welding.  I
also use brass for brazing (I am, to this day, amazed at how strong
brazing is) and use a turbo torch for soldering.  Riverside is not so
bad except that it is HOT and it is BROWN.  Some one of these days whyn
MY ship comes in, I'll move to either northern California, or
Washington.  I've never been to Tennesee, but am told that it is a
beautiful, green place.  One of my favorite performers lives there (I
guess that narrows it down to the thousands).  her name is Nanci
Griffith.  All these messages, and I've never asked what instrument(s)
you play?  Guess this cold is going to my brain, as I am rambling all
over the place.  Maybe it is because I'm writing this during "normal"
hours, and I can only think after midnight.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22024  Dated 18:14:27  10-06-91  -> 22036
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

Pete,
After studying copywrite law, I have found that even if YOU use the
ARgh, then you must put your tm Pe. Biro on it or you could lose your
copywrite.  A word to the wise....
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22025  Dated 19:04:51  10-06-91  22009 <--> 22031
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Roosevelt is a wonderful hotel. I would have stayed there but didn't
want to have far to walk, etc. Yowsuh!!

Msg #22026  Dated 19:04:58  10-06-91  22011 <--> 22028
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Likewise, Pete's msg 22011. I will be at Trop on Wed/Thus night and
then over with Pete at Gold Cst Fri/Sat. Hope 2 C U.

Msg #22027  Dated 19:05:05  10-06-91  22014 <--> 22038
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

When I getz 2 Ur house, we make resolution to PUT THIS MUCH WORK into
making MUCHO DINERO!!! MUCHO, MUCHO DINERO!!!!

Msg #22028  Dated 19:05:12  10-06-91  22017 <--> 22030
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I have run outa time and ain't finished yet. Have not packed, etc.
Am going nuts but made six tables past three days. Have sawdust
even in my sox and underwear. Gotta shower. Oh man. Brrrrrr.

Msg #22030  Dated 19:05:29  10-06-91  22019 <--> 22037
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Actually, the ball came through the window and hit the filing cabinet
next to the desk. Bryan (BP guy) was working at the computer and it
scared the sh*t outa him. Have a tannen flyer taped over the hole to
keep the skeeters outside.

Msg #22031  Dated 19:05:38  10-06-91  22020 <--> 22034
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

That's good news about alphabeticacal delivery. Now am glad my name
is CRABB.

Msg #22032  Dated 19:05:45  10-06-91  22023 <--> 22047
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I used to ride bikes and have played the piano, pedal steel, banjo,
guitar, and sweet potatoe . Don't play much anymore but will if I
am forced into it. It's something I can do. Was in Urban Cowboy Band
and played shows with Willie, Waylon, etc, etc. I usta be a cowboy.
Har! My brain is gone but will maybe come back ina day or so. Have
flown into Chino Airport in old fighter plane a coupla times with
some buddies who fly stunts in airshows. Usta haunt Prado Range
with my wife when she was world champ rifle goddess so know your
neck of the forest well. Riverside beats Chino anyday. Say, if your
ship comes in soon, you oughta buy Pete Biro's spread up north Calif.
It is a paradisical spot complete with everything including an
abalone diving cove on the Pacific and a private airstrip, etc.
Go for it.
Enjoying it!!
tabman
El Tab de Nuevo DeCarlo.

Msg #22033  Dated 20:51:17  10-06-91  -> 22042
From: BRUCE SANDERCOCK
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   PETE BIRO

Attended Mark Wilson's lecture at the Castle this afternoon. He
screened some early videos of his TV stuff, and guess who he pointed
out in the background audience in a scene from his "Magic Circus"
series?  You guessed it....a young PB!

Msg #22034  Dated 21:16:44  10-06-91  -> 22049
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I, too, have seen no M A G I C in my mailbox yet.  Lemme know when you
get yours.

Msg #22035  Dated 21:20:34  10-06-91  -> 22043
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

I was coming back from Palm Springs.  Trying to get out of THERE as
quickly as possible.  Actually, not really.  Was trying to get away
from the woman in the car with me, I guess, looking back on it.  Didn't
work.  Got away eventually, though.

Msg #22036  Dated 22:06:16  10-06-91  22024 <--> 22053
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

Yo. Argh is out... OY, or ;+) is in....har

Msg #22037  Dated 22:06:22  10-06-91  22026 <--> 22039
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

u sent messge 2 me, shudda bin jino?

Msg #22038  Dated 22:06:28  10-06-91  22027 <--> 22070
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

You are writing over "Fugitive Coins" ... so I looooooked it upp!
It IS INDEED in the Roth Lecture notes. Boy have i bin findin' stuf
fo' you to dig. wowzo... Byron suggests Next Sunday we go straight
from Airport to his piles and piles of piles and piles of boox.

Msg #22039  Dated 22:06:37  10-06-91  22028 <--> 22041
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Dust under where?

Msg #22041  Dated 22:06:50  10-06-91  22030 <--> 22057
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I found the Spina Letter that I once published. He  thought it would
show his side of a story (in good light). He thot I was nice guy
to print it... but any person with a modicum (that word is for
Wells and the Frog) of brains read it and realized what a dipshit
he was er, is.... ;+)

Msg #22042  Dated 22:07:00  10-06-91  22033 <--> 22142
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BRUCE SANDERCOCK (X)
Re:   PETE BIRO

What the heck is a "young PB!"? argh argharhgargh

Msg #22043  Dated 22:07:06  10-06-91  22035 <--> 22052
From: PETE BIRO
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

What? Was she in the back seat running toward you? Wha? Huh? ;+)

Msg #22044  Dated 22:07:11  10-06-91  -> 22048
From: PETE BIRO
To:   E
Re:   DAVID LICHTMAN

y
Ee;22035
Byron Walker, an expert in such matters, says, "The Court HAS David
Copperfield's bid of $2.2 Million. And only Ettiene MIGHT have the
money to up it. If he is really interested. Ettiene already has a
great deal of the stuff. And Ricky would probably NOT be the curator
for David, although he wants to be." Byron also said he really
wished that they would have given it all to the Swann Galleries, or
some other reputable Auction House so that LOTS OF PEOPLE could each
get a "piece" of the collection... spread it out. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Msg #22045  Dated 22:07:25  10-06-91  -> 22073
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   DUSTY DRAWERS

Ee;22035
When you get here a friend of mine has a compressor and we can
get the sawdust out of your drawers! Be easy, be cool and don't get
a Hernia if you bring the James booooooook (it is too big for just
1 "o's".... OH?)... Lesseee, when you read this East Coast time,
I'll still be sawin' zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.... then you is gone. Have
a wonderful trip my good man. Tired of Goodun' so will be mo'
formal. Hargh?
.
Jeeeeeeeeezus.... Otto Wessely has got a fax... it's like giving
a loaded canon to an idiot kid.  I can't believe his phone bill
if he is sending the same quantity of silly stuff to others as he
is sending me. His kids foot prints, Hand Prints, Mooning, Notes,
gags.... argh...
.
DON'T ANYBODY SEND HIM MAD FAX OR I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Msg #22046  Dated 22:41:34  10-06-91  -> 22074
From: CHARLIE RANDALL
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   BOOKS ET AL

  Sonata went out Friday.  Looks excellent, can't wait to get into it.
While you are visiting Jeff, ask him why if he knows about my
subscription to the Th.  Have fun, wish I was going!  Also, the
Fugitive Coins and what you call the Quarter Fooler are one and the
same.  Later.
                                                    Charlie

Msg #22047  Dated 22:45:25  10-06-91  22023 <--> 22050
From: T A WATERS
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Funny you should mention Nanci Griffith; I had never heard of her until
a week or so ago when she was on the Today show -- she absolutely
knocked me out; great voice, great writing, great singing.  It always
amazes me when I "discover" someone that good who's been around for a
while.

Msg #22048  Dated 22:47:54  10-06-91  22044 <--> 22061
From: T A WATERS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   DAVID LICHTMAN

Yeah, but it wouldna been "a lot of people" -- it would have been two
or three, and none of them in this country.

Msg #22049  Dated 22:59:26  10-06-91  -> 22055
From: DANTE LARSEN
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Geno, the place to stay is at the Highland
Gardens 1 block from the Castle. Say you'll be
working there. The Castle has the number.

Msg #22050  Dated 23:04:04  10-06-91  22032 <--> 22051
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

My father has a Beech Bonanza "V" tail that he periodically lets me
fly, (I am unlicensed), so the spread sounds WONDERFUL!  Maybe I'll rob
a couple (dozen) banks, and force that ship in!  I had a friend (Jas
Welton) who used to be chief controller at Chino.  I've never flown any
of the fighters, but would LOVE to try it!  It must have been a kick.
I've never been diving up north, but periodically, we'll fly over to
Catalina for a day of scuba.  Great fun!  Do you play music for your
own enjoyment?  Your message sounded almost like you were glad to be
through with playing, but didn't make clear if you meant
professionally, or entirely.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22051  Dated 23:08:27  10-06-91  22047 <--> 22075
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

A couple of years back, I got home from a trip to New York, and the
woman I was seeing at the time gave me tickets to a Everly Brothers
concert.  She seemed all sorts of pleased with herself.  It was only
later that I found out that Nanci Griffith was opening for the show!
I got home from the show, and wrote her out a little ditty.  I then
found out that she was going to be at McCabes's guitar shop in Santa
Monica the next night.  I called, and they said they were SOLD OUT!  I
asked if I could bring a tape for her, and they said "Sure."  I got
there, and the guy said, "Why don't you wait in line, and see if anyone
is willing to sell one of their tickets?"  So I did.  While I was in
line, three people came through asking everyone for tickets.  There
were none.  At McCabe's they handle charges interestingly.  They go
through the line, and hand out the tickets, while you are in line.
After this procedure, I went through line and asked if anyone had a
ticket to sell.  One guy said "Sure."  I said "How much?"  He said,
"Well, I paid 6 dollars for it, so if you have 6 dollars..."  I told
him that I thought he should make a little off of the transaction, but
he was adament.  I got inside (general admission) and found a single
chair right at the front row.  After the concer (GREAT!) I gave her the
tape, and had a fairly lengthy chat.  Life can be good!
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22052  Dated 23:15:07  10-06-91  22035 <--> 22080
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

Yeah, I've been to Palm Springs.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22053  Dated 23:15:38  10-06-91  22036 <--> 22060
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

Now wait a minute, I've been using "Oy Gevalt" for years, and all
I get is funnly looks.  I'm not even Jewish.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22055  Dated  0:24:19  10-07-91  22015 <--> 22056
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

If there were copies of M A G I C at the swap meet, I sure didn't see
'em!  Sure hope my copy is here by Monday.  Otherwise I'll have to call
and ask about it.

Msg #22056  Dated  0:26:15  10-07-91  22034 <--> 22082
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Well, at least now I feel like I'm not alone in not getting my copy
yet.  Still, we is pretty close to the M A G I C office and El Tab and
Rudy is pretty far away.  Will let you know when mine arrives.

Msg #22057  Dated  0:29:06  10-07-91  22013 <--> 22058
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

You are right - I never played the Hotel DeCarlo golf course and I
never did see the aviary - I guess one had to stay at Tab's place more
than a couple of days to see it all.  I understand he's gonna have
GreyLine organize the tours of the new place.

Msg #22058  Dated  0:32:27  10-07-91  22021 <--> 22069
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

THANKS!  That number - 1-800-922-FROG - leads to some pretty neat
people who are helping kids to stop disecting frogs in school
classrooms!  Think I'll send them a big donation!

Msg #22060  Dated  0:44:26  10-07-91  22024 <--> 22081
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

Actually, Pete only has to put (tm) [no Biro] after his first use of
Argh! (tm - Biro) in any individual message.  If he uses it a second
time in the same message he does not need to repeat the (tm).  The rest
of us have to indicate that "Argh! is a trademark of Pete Biro," but,
again, only in its first appearance in any individual message.

Msg #22061  Dated  0:48:23  10-07-91  22044 <--> 22087
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   DAVID LICHTMAN

There is a current high bid of 2.2 Million on the Mulholland Library.
 I am not prepared to acknowledge that it is David's.  But, if you want
to up the bid you must do so in increments of $50,000.  And you must
bring bank certified checks for 10% to the court.  So you have to have
a check for $225,000 in your hands and additional $5,000 checks ready
so that each time the bid is upped you can hand one over.  In theory,
if two bidders wanted to fight it out, the one who had one additional
$50,000 certified check in his hands would win.

Msg #22062  Dated  0:54:46  10-07-91  -> 22166
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE


            MAX MAVEN TAKES NO PRISONERS AT THE ICE HOUSE

As scheduled, a contingent of MAGIC! members went to the Ice House in
Pasadena this evening to attend the Max Maven performance.  Now I
haven't always been known around here as being particularly kind to
Max, so let me give my summmary up front - MAX KILLED, Max was superb!

The set began with the usual comedy club hacks - the M.C. and the
opener were both what one would expect with lines like "Why should the
men always have to put the seat down?  Why can't the women learn to put
it up?"  Yeah, real talent.  Then Max was introduced.  When he first
arrived on stage, there were some titters over his outre appearance.
But the moment Max took the mic, he was totally in control.  I think he
could have had the audience pretending to be pigeons and eating cracked
corn out of the palm of his hand.  Why?  Timing and delivery.  From the
moment he began to speak, the audience knew that they weren't watching
one more moron in a t-shirt (Max wore a black suit with just enough
touches about it - pleated sleeves, etc. - to moderate the otherwise
severe appearance of the black).

Throughout his performance the crowd around me was gasping in awe and
saying things like "I don't believe it!."  Loud sustained applause were
very frequent, and, at the close, the audience went BANANAS.  There
were even fans posing with Max after the show!

Yeah, he did good stuff, but, more than that, he brought the audience
UP to his level (well, OK, not to his level, but to a cut above where
they were used to being).  And it was Max and a lot of preparation and
a lot of attention to detail that made it happen.  Sure, there were a
couple of bits that exploited some embarrasement of audience members,
but they were always thanked and always given a warm round of applause.
And Max also made sure that everyone connected with the show - from
servers to managers - got recognized as well.

Afterwards I heard people asking each other how he did things, and some
of 'em offering explainations - "When the girl had her knuckles on his
back, he could feel her signalling him" - but I'm sure that the "how
did he do it" conversations continued into the cars and as more recall
was amassed the theories probably fell apart.

So, if anyone in the Los Angeles area wants to see a great show for a
few bucks ($7.50 plus 2 drink minimum), head for the Ice House in
Pasadena next Sunday (October 13, 1991) and see Max at his last
scheduled performance in this series.  Oh, you have to make
reservations first - 818-577-1894.


Msg #22069  Dated  5:48:41  10-07-91  22037 <--> 22071
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Oh yeah. It's not me, it's that IMP.

Msg #22070  Dated  5:48:47  10-07-91  22038 <-
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

Sounds good to me re: airport to By's digs. Whatever U wanna do is
fine with me.

Msg #22071  Dated  5:48:54  10-07-91  22039 <--> 22072
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

You're a funny guy. I'm outa here in a few minutes for the airport fo
the trip west. See you in a couple.

Msg #22072  Dated  5:49:01  10-07-91  22041 <--> 22076
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

You are a nice guy. And it was especially nice of you to print that
letter from TS.

Msg #22073  Dated  5:49:08  10-07-91  22045 <-
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   DUSTY DRAWERS

Yes sir. I have about decided to carrrrrry the James tome with me
as I have many hours in airports etc and it is very good reading.
Should be out of here in an hour and a half heading up to DCA to
catch the blue eye.

Msg #22074  Dated  5:49:17  10-07-91  22046 <-
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   CHARLIE RANDALL (X)
Re:   BOOKS ET AL

Wish you going out too Charlie. Great about Sonata, it will be here
to give me something to do while I'm not moving when I get home.
Pete probably has it so I'll have to avoid looking at it while in
Walnut Creek.

Msg #22075  Dated  5:49:25  10-07-91  22050 <--> 22078
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I only miss playing when I hear a group or singer who knocks me out
and then I think, "Hey, I'll dust off my chops and go get a gig with
this guy!" Speaking of robbing banks, I used to work with a guy - his
friends called him "Roach" - (bass player) who at age 17 drove the
getaway car in a bank job down in Texas. He said he had the shortest
crime career ever. They made it 1 1/2 blocks down the street before
JL (John Law) bagged them. He did three years in Huntsville Prison
before he got parolled. I discovered that when I was playing music
all the time I got so wrapped up in it to take care of business so
when I became a music business person I played less and businessed
more. Does that make sense?

Msg #22076  Dated  5:49:40  10-07-91  22057 <--> 22083
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Since Conway Twitty has Twitty City (tours of his house, watch Conway
mow the lawn, etc) maybe I'll have.....oh forget it, I am too much
a hermit to wanna be bothered by the lumpen.

Msg #22078  Dated  8:56:12  10-07-91  22047 <--> 22109
From: PETE BIRO
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Have you yet discovered Michael Boulton?

Msg #22080  Dated  8:56:35  10-07-91  22052 <--> 22187
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

I didn't know nuttin about Palm Springs... so I was out at the
Riverside Raceway (now a shopping mall?) -- and some friends from
the East said, "Let's go to Palm Springs for lunch."
We got out there and it was so hot I said "Nuts to this and quickly
turned the car around and left!"

Msg #22081  Dated  8:56:45  10-07-91  22053 <--> 22086
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

Funnly looks. That's interesting. What language is Funnly from?
Oy, without the Gevalt is a  hole different woid.

Msg #22082  Dated  8:56:53  10-07-91  22055 <--> 22118
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I guess you didn't see much there... Byron said it was one of the
greatest Swap Meets they have ever had! Maria DID find him and did
give the package to By... Tab and I will see him Sunday next....
.
OH... phone rang moments ago and I may have to do a photo shoot
on Wednesday afternoon in the desert up at Vegas... (Good $$$)...
So, mebbe you could get Geno to pick you up and go to GBC and do
the daytime stuff with him. Do you have his phone no? If not lem
me know -- I got his Cellular No. That way when I finish the job
can locate youse guys?????? Too bad it is good $$$, I would rather
play!!!!!!!

Msg #22083  Dated  8:57:09  10-07-91  22057 <--> 22084
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I certainly hope so. If you go WITHOUT A PLAN you can miss soooooo
much.

Msg #22084  Dated  8:57:16  10-07-91  22058 <--> 22088
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Did you know that already, or did you call the Frogline?

Msg #22086  Dated  8:57:32  10-07-91  22060 <--> 22181
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

(tm)

Msg #22087  Dated  8:57:38  10-07-91  22061 <--> 22121
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   DAVID LICHTMAN

If both have several $50K  checks, plus mo... it would be fun to
watch!!!!! I sure hope it doesn't go offshore!

Msg #22088  Dated  8:57:45  10-07-91  22076 <--> 22114
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I can see the signs now... "Only five miles to TABMANOR....
(tm) (Reg. U.S. Pat. Off) (C) (Pat Pending) (SIC) Ad infinitum,
and Illigitimi non Carburundum <-----my favorite

Msg #22089  Dated  8:57:53  10-07-91  -> 22273
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ALL
Re:   SPINA LETTER

Ee;22076
Here is the text that I mentioned to Tabby of the letter from Tony
Spina. Dated Dec. 12, 1975. It was from Spina in response to an
editorial I wrote about Tannen's (Spina owner) stealing material
from Ken Brooke.
.
Dear Pete: Just received your PETE'S LEAFLET dated Dec. 1st, 1975
and normally would not take the time to write. However, I feel that
your insinuation about Tannen's Inc. stealing items like Beam Shot,
Benjamin, Silver Stick and the Head Zopper are incorrect.
   I would like to set you straight but do not want to start a
controversy. At first I thought you were a friend of mine and am
therefore taking the time to write you regarding this.
   As you know Beam Shot or now called Lazar Beam is manufactured
by a magic firm in Pennsylvania as is Benjamin. As to Finn Jon's
Silver Stick as sold to Ken Brookes, (SIC) we have written permission
from the inventor in Germany to sell his floating flute. As to the
Head Zopper, I have been in touch with Jack Huges and have also
explained to him that this is being made by a firm in New Jersey
and I am just distributing same.
   I think you fail to understand that as being the largest magic
dealer in the business and advertiser, we must carry and sell
anything offered to us. If we do not carry it, another dealer will
carry it and in as much as we advertise more frequently than most
dealers, we receive the brunt of all this criticism.
   Personally the fact that you say Johnny Thompson, Don Allen and
you are mad, really does not enter into this picture as neither of
you are dealers nor have any of your effects been stolen. I have
Johnny Thompson's methods of producing doves of several different
gimmicks that he has given me personally and have never released
these to the public as these are not mine to sell but rest assured
if someone came in with an item like Johnny's or yours for sale,
I would purchase it and sell it; simple as that.
   We are in business, we do asdvertising only in the trade papers
not to the public and we feel we are doing a service to the
magicians brining these effects to them.
   Pete, I do not even expect a reply just want you to know how I fee
I feel. Best regards (signed) Tony Spina.
   End letter.
   So you can just read this and see what people are up against.
I won't even try to comment on some of the points... they are so
obvious. Looking back now, I never thought about it, but this
sounds much like a "business" called "fencing"....

Msg #22090  Dated  9:40:17  10-07-91  -> 22122
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ALL
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

Ee;22048
Funny... the Spina Letter was only part of the 1975 issue of Pete's
Leaflet... when I finished typing it here... I looked over the
rest of the sheets and found some interesting comments. Like, from
Lou Tannen (retired and moved to Florida at that time) "Thanks much
to LOU TANNEN, now retired, for his comments on the "Leaflet" and
his renewal. Goshman ill recently due to inhaling dyes used on
sponge ball business....
.... then another page....
"Lloyd Jones thinks my first days in my apartment (I had just moved
to Long Beach after 30 years in same house in Oakland) is funny and
I should write it up. OK. So I move to Long Beach, stay in motel to
get oriented. Then Motel says "you got to move we are sold out
starting tomorrow with advance reservations. So I pack and put  my
stuff in the car. Later that PM I am still without a place. The
place I work at is in an apartment building. I check with them and
apts. are $400 a month (this was 1975) which I cannot afford (even
if Jones tripled my pay!!!!) So I don't know what to do... then
manager says, "if you don't want an ocean view I can give you a deal
... I get the $400 apt. for $250 FURNISHED! But no furniture is in
it yet... manager says, "I'll have a bed moved in by later tonite"
So... I go out and buy food. Get set to eat. No can opener! New
rule, get food that doesn't require a can opener. Now I am set to
eat. Whoops, forgot to buy any dishes. Found a big ashtray, so I
ate out of it! I could go on, but you get the idea. Anyway, what do
I buy first? A TV set naturally. So, I am equipped. Next in comes
a full mirror so I can practice. And the magic props. Still no
furniture, but who needs it? I used the Zig Zag as a closet... etc,
etc. etc. argh....

Msg #22091  Dated 10:29:41  10-07-91  -> 22274
From: BURT CARPENTER
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TODAY OCT 7

Happy birthday TC. Shall we all sing? Happy birthday to you, happy
birthday to you, happy birthdaaay dear Taaabby! Happy birthday to you!
Hope its a good one
  -Burt

Msg #22094  Dated 10:44:33  10-07-91  -> 22112
From: BILL WELLS
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   IBM

I sure wish you the best on selling any real estate in a "timely
fashion".  I had a deal too good to pass up on the home we are now
in and had to go with two mortgages while we waited to sell our old
home.  It took us five months.  I think things are selling a bit
better now.  Can you rent it while you wait?

Msg #22096  Dated 10:45:12  10-07-91  -> 22100
From: BILL WELLS
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   FORCE BOOKS

I suppose it will hafta to be an eggless Crabbe Crab Cake.  Which
reminds me...I hadda a couple of great crab cakes at the Charles
Town Racetrack Saturday night....wish my picks had been as great...I
never have much luck with mudders.

Msg #22097  Dated 10:45:26  10-07-91  -> 22111
From: BILL WELLS
To:   MANNY WELTMAN (X)
Re:   HOUDINI?

Manny...parts of your message #21711 were a bit garbled.  I think you
said Hardeen's grandsons want nothing to do with magic and that the
fellow in Las Vegas who claims to be Hardeen's decendant is NOT any
relation to the family at all.  It was (the other David) who told me
about this grandson of Hardeen in Las Vegas.  Apparently, he uses the
name Houdini as a stage name.  It seems there is also a magician in
either Tahoe or Reno who also uses the name Houdini as a stage name,
but to my knowledge this man does not claim to be a decendant.
It would appear that Houdini clones (at least in name) are appearing
all other Nevada.

Msg #22098  Dated 10:45:51  10-07-91  -> 22099
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Since froggies are not as specialized as snakes, I would suspect they
have most likely filled a few niches the snakies haven't.  After the
reptiles HAVE had their day haven't they?

Msg #22099  Dated 10:46:00  10-07-91  -> 22110
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

You just went beyond the boundaries of my religious knowledge in the
area of Judism.  I will stop with my last pun!

Msg #22101  Dated 10:46:21  10-07-91  -> 22128
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Glad you put in the last sentence with Florida in it as I was
wondering about your dehusking coconuts in South Carolina which is
the only state of your past residence that I was aware of.

Msg #22102  Dated 10:46:28  10-07-91  -> 22129
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

I hope there was at least some consistency regarding where they
hooked up the caboose.  I mean verbs are one thing, but a proper
train is a proper train.

Msg #22103  Dated 10:46:39  10-07-91  -> 22104
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   VIDEOS

This Bulletin Board is a very select crowd.

Msg #22104  Dated 10:46:47  10-07-91  -> 22130
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   VIDEOS

Er;21719
Didn't think they were big on financing purchases at Swap Shows!
Maybe you can do it a piece at a time.  Even if you don't buy any
thing they are still fun to go to.

Msg #22105  Dated 10:46:57  10-07-91  -> 22131
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   PILTDOWN MAGIC

Nowadays everyone seems to be a biochemist.  It is the DNA patterns
that's the basis of this "all of us from Eve" stuff.

Msg #22107  Dated 10:47:14  10-07-91  -> 22133
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

Be careful...the frogs could have BEEN Biro's introduction!
.
You don't need to call Joe.  If you sent him a tape it will show up
in my mail box sooner or later for my evaluation.

Msg #22108  Dated 10:47:31  10-07-91  -> 22134
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   WINTERS AND BEER

Never got a chance to turn the computer on this weekend.  Should have
some time tonight to sit down and get the specifics together for you
on the Encyclopedia of Southern Culture.

Msg #22109  Dated 10:47:39  10-07-91  -> 22113
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

What is a Kirby vacuum?

Msg #22110  Dated 10:48:00  10-07-91  -> 22126
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Is that why airplane food is so bad?
.
(...difficult to eat anything "on the fly")

Msg #22111  Dated 10:48:10  10-07-91  -> 22125
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   HOUDINI?

I thought the presidental signature was a verification of membership
not a certification of compendence.  Frankly, I never understood the
need for any signature.

Msg #22112  Dated 10:48:22  10-07-91  -> 22147
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   IBM

Too bad....I suspect DC's secretary would ALWAYS sound firm about
most anything.  Howsomever, foreign tours would need setting up far
in advance and are probably less likely to be changed.  We can only
do what we can...too bad.   Would have been a great close!

Msg #22113  Dated 10:48:33  10-07-91  -> 22144
From: BILL WELLS
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Actually, Biro has been trying to clean his vacuum for years.

Msg #22114  Dated 10:57:00  10-07-91  22076 <--> 22115
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Aw, Tab, Gloria would look so neat in a yellow sundress, holdin' a
parasol, and wavin' at the tourists.  And you could manage the general
store and sell the souvenirs.

Msg #22115  Dated 10:59:58  10-07-91  22083 <--> 22116
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I didn't miss the Brunswick Stew and the Bar-b-que and I was on time
for alla meals.

Msg #22116  Dated 11:01:08  10-07-91  22084 <--> 22117
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I called the FROGLINE (1-800-922-FROG) as soon as I saw your message.

Msg #22117  Dated 11:02:19  10-07-91  22088 <--> 22148
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Just for the record, Illigitimus Non Carborundum Est is the official
motto of the International Order of Old Bastards (IOOB) that I
mentioned a few days ago.

Msg #22121  Dated 11:18:12  10-07-91  22087 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   DAVID LICHTMAN

I guess that we will see what we will see.  I'll try to keep everyone
informed of the situation regarding the Mulholland.

Msg #22122  Dated 11:22:16  10-07-91  22090 <--> 22152
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

Pete -

That report from 1975 is INCREDIBLE!  First of all, it dovetails
PERFECTLY, almost verbatim with the night you moved last year!!!  You
did the same things!!!  Bought food and couldn't find can opener!  Had
no pot and no plate!  Sheesh - you think you'd learn!  Also, this time
too you unpacked the magic before getting the furniture - first
purchase was a television, etc.  PHENOMENAL!  Was "argh" really in the
letter?  Or did you just add that now?

Msg #22125  Dated 11:29:56  10-07-91  22097 <--> 22136
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   HOUDINI?

Key question, Bill, is are you gonna let this guy use you as a sponsor
when he is applying for membership under this name?  It sounds like
there is some potential for abuse of IBM membership status here.  Maybe
ask him for a photocopy of his driver's license?

Msg #22126  Dated 11:33:25  10-07-91  22098 <--> 22127
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

The reptiles have had DAY ONE.  That doesn't mean they won't get
another turn at bat.  After a few million more years than us, they are
still around.  My suspicion is that after we do ourselves in, the
next folks to have a turn will be the roaches - they been waitin' a
long time and they is sturdy little buggers.  But once they abound,
well, Frogs love 'em as a food source!  So lots of Frogs is gonna have
gourmet eats and get back on top again!

BUT, until then, this is supposed to be a MAGIC! system!  We have our
own ecological niche to fill!

Msg #22127  Dated 11:37:50  10-07-91  22099 <--> 22145
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Wells - 1
Sysop - 2

Msg #22128  Dated 11:38:38  10-07-91  22101 <--> 22662
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I was raised in Florida, then lived in Alabama for one year (Auburn)
and then South Carolina.

Msg #22129  Dated 11:40:43  10-07-91  22102 <--> 22388
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

The Swiss railroad knows how to hook up a caboose.  As to a proper
train, my wife tells me they make it hard to walk or dance, but I
suspect that they are usefull for hiding a great topit.  I did offer to
write a _training_ program for her, but she said she already had one
built in.

Msg #22130  Dated 11:45:06  10-07-91  22104 <--> 22190
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   VIDEOS

Well, we managed to get the gear we needed!  It ran a few more bucks
than there were in the treasury, but MAGIC! was in dire need, so sysop
made up the balance.  Now to get it all installed and meanwhile to pray
that it works!

Msg #22131  Dated 11:47:01  10-07-91  22105 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   PILTDOWN MAGIC

Yeah, DNA patterns and a LOT of statistical juggling!  I suspect that
one could "prove" a lot of things using similar techniques.  Will look
forward to discussing it over the primeval onion soup - lots of DNA in
onions!  Also in green beans and peas!

Hmmm... now that we've gotten the genetic thread, the anthropo thread
and the food thread combined, maybe we can go for a little magic...

Msg #22133  Dated 11:51:30  10-07-91  22107 <--> 22387
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

OK, get Biro to send the Nathan tape to you.  I think he could do the
opening for one of the DMS shows.

Msg #22134  Dated 11:52:41  10-07-91  22108 <--> 22667
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   WINTERS AND BEER

OK, will look forward to the Encyc. of Southern Culture info.  Many
thanks.

Msg #22136  Dated 13:24:00  10-07-91  22097 <--> 22146
From: MANNY WELTMAN
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   HOUDINI?

Sorry about my messege being somewhat garbled.  Its true that Hardeen's
grandsons want nothing to do with the name Houdini. I understand that
they are into Christian science.  None of them work in Las Vegas. If
there is any other information you would like, please drop me a note.

Msg #22141  Dated 16:26:59  10-07-91  22055 <--> 22162
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I haven't gotten my copy of M A G I C yet either and neither has a
friend of mine who lives in Canyon Country.  Stan Allen probably has
them mailed in zip code numerical order.  As a matter of fact I KNOW he
does.  Therefore those of us whose zippers start with a "9" will get
ours later than those that start with "0 and 1" even though we are
closer to the point of mailing.

Msg #22142  Dated 16:35:02  10-07-91  22033 <-
From: STAN LAKE
To:   BRUCE SANDERCOCK (X)
Re:   PETE BIRO

I wasn't able to attend the lecture by Mark Wilson.  How was it?
What was it about?

Msg #22143  Dated 16:58:19  10-07-91
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ER
Re:   DID I MISS TABBBBIIIIES B

S
Er;22094
Tell me about 2 mortgages.... 2 property taxes.... 2 lives?

Msg #22144  Dated 16:58:27  10-07-91  22109 <--> 22170
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

A cheap brand made famous by pushy door to door salesmen. One came
to our house once and my Mom said, No, we don't need one. The guy
said, I will vacuum  your living room to show you, no obligation.
The guy did the whole room and just as he was finishing he swung
the floor tank around and the exhaust blew into the fireplace and
filled the room with soot! Needeless to say the poor guy had to
clean the entire room! She didn't buy it either!

Msg #22145  Dated 16:58:39  10-07-91  22110 <--> 22188
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Lately I have been enjoying airplane food. Where else can you get
sandwiches that are 7/8 of an inch across? And 3/16ths thick?
And salad that fill half your toy fork?

Msg #22146  Dated 16:58:48  10-07-91  22111 <--> 22660
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   HOUDINI?

I don't make the rules, I just ignore them.

Msg #22147  Dated 16:58:54  10-07-91  22112 <--> 22275
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   IBM

Im going to push for Quebec, as his close pal G. Oulette lives up
there!

Msg #22148  Dated 16:59:02  10-07-91  22115 <--> 22149
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Yu did get the good stuff... poor Wells can only immagine! Bah....

Msg #22149  Dated 16:59:08  10-07-91  22117 <--> 22171
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

It is also a slogan for the old miner's who supported the widows
and orphans in the gold country in the 49er days. Their group name
is E Clampus Vitus

Msg #22152  Dated 16:59:37  10-07-91  22122 <--> 22176
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

OK you caught me 'Argh-ditorializing' haha ;+)
I forget things... never recalled the scene,otherwisemita larned.

Msg #22154  Dated 17:00:09  10-07-91
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ALL
Re:   MAGIC

I forgot ... in M A G I C is a picture of the Artist and Milt and the
P I G..... Milt sez it will be gone.... hahahahahaha ;+(

Msg #22160  Dated 21:13:37  10-07-91  -> 22206
From: BRUCE SANDERCOCK
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   WILSON LECTURE

The Mark Wilson lecture consisted of a nostalgic tour of Mark's career
going back verbally to his start at 14 years of age working in Dallas
at a local Magic Shop, onward to his first television work on local
Dallas TV, adding San Antonio & Houston (live - no video tape) to
eventually LA and the network CBS & ABC morning shows.  He showed
excerpts from his various shows including some tape from early
kinescopes. I understand he gave a similar lecture at the last Desert
Seminar.  All in all, very entertaining.

Msg #22161  Dated 21:52:21  10-07-91  -> 22177
From: JERRY BURTON
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

Consenus seems to be to meet at the Hacienda around 8 pm, where ??
I could stand to see the 9 pm & 11 pm Burton show if anyone wants to.

Msg #22162  Dated 21:52:27  10-07-91  22055 <--> 22164
From: JERRY BURTON
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Sorry, David mine came last week !

Msg #22164  Dated 21:52:39  10-07-91  22141 <--> 22168
From: JERRY BURTON
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I got mine last week 92804 - hardy-har-har ! Did you guys pay in
real or stage money |+).

Msg #22165  Dated 21:51:39  10-07-91  -> 22178
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (X)
Re:   TAB?

Hey is the tab in town yet? Or is you guys funnin' too strong to check
in???? I am tired been opening cartons all day looking for One prop nad
never found it.... tslk... login on tomorrow... bye

Msg #22166  Dated 21:52:44  10-07-91  22062 <--> 22210
From: JERRY BURTON
To:   ALL
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

I have heard the name 'Max Maven' in various contexts for the past
10 years. From conversations here on the board I have grown to
respect his encyclopedic knowledge of magic. I have read several of
his books and was impressed with their thoroughness and attention to
detail. I had seen his video Mind Games and found it to be quite
entertaining. I have seen him on TV spots and was only mildly
impressed. I saw his spot at the castle either last year or the year
before, and thought it was OK, but not overpowering.
.
I arrived at the Ice House sunday night expecting an OK performance,
but was completely blown away - not just by his obvious technical
skill, but more by his stage presence and complete command of the
entire house. The subtle gestures and eye movements were truly a
work of art. In the past I have felt that Max was a bit too critical
of others performance, but after seeing him perform for a solid 1 1/2
hours, I can see that he has earned the right to be critical of any
act that does not measure up to the obviously high standards he
expects of performance.
.
I STRONGLY recommend that anyone who wants an incredible entertainmen
t value make a point to see Max's final show next Sunday, October the
13th. It's the best $ 7.50 I've ever spent.

Msg #22168  Dated 21:58:21  10-07-91  22141 <--> 22169
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Apparently Jerry, in Orange County, got his last week!  I still haven't
gotten mine!  Why doesn't he just throw 'em all in the mail at one
time?

Msg #22169  Dated 22:00:30  10-07-91  22164 <--> 22193
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I tried to trade Stan a couple of Bicycle decks for the sub. to M A G
I C, but he got me for cold, hard cash - couple of years worth.

Msg #22170  Dated 22:01:56  10-07-91  22144 <--> 22183
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Kirby's are (or were) actually rather well built machines.  My first
published short story was about one!

Msg #22171  Dated 22:03:30  10-07-91  22148 <--> 22173
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Wells had a chance at the Brunswick Stew and the Bar-b-que - he blew it
by staying home to stuff envelopes.

Msg #22173  Dated 22:04:32  10-07-91  22149 <--> 22213
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

E Clampus Vitus, aka St. Vitus Dance, was a mysterious plague that hit
Paris and other European cities during the Dark Ages.  It is believed
by some to have been a form of Chorea, a nervous disorder that occurs
in humans and dogs and that is marked by involuntary spasmotic
movements of the limbs and facial muscles and by incoordination.  It
should not be confused with Huntington's Chorea, which is an inherited
disorder characterized by the above along with progressive degeneration
of the brain tissue, leading eventually to idiocy.

Msg #22176  Dated 22:14:49  10-07-91  22152 <--> 22216
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

Well, obviously you make notes of all these things, you just never
remember to look at 'em!  Don't worry, I got the same problem - I make
notes to look at the notes.  Guess I'll never do a memory act.

Msg #22177  Dated 22:20:17  10-07-91  22161 <--> 22208
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

I would suggest that we meet at the Hacienda around 8 p.m. - in the
area of the entrance to the COFFEE SHOP.  That should be a convenient
meeting point and then we can all work from there.

Msg #22178  Dated 22:21:10  10-07-91  22165 <--> 22225
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TAB?

Tab phoned that he IS in town.  I'm checkin' last minute mail now and
rushing down to the Castle to hope to catch him - he said he might turn
in early.

Msg #22180  Dated 22:33:56  10-07-91  21746 <--> 22282
From: JIM SISTI
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   CARD ERASERS

I deeply appreciate your efforts.  This is turning into a gigantic
disaster. . .

Msg #22181  Dated 23:16:32  10-07-91  22060 <--> 22182
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

You are absolutely right as usual!
Thanks for the correction.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22182  Dated 23:17:10  10-07-91  22081 <--> 22194
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

I saw that just as I hit the "Save" command, but then I thought..."Hmm
maybe they'll think I was trying to turn 'Funny' into an adverb."
So much for wishful thinking!
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22183  Dated 23:22:20  10-07-91  22075 <--> 22191
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Yeah, I suppose it does.  And if one has acquired a taste for eating
regularly, your's is undoubtedly the way to go!  I have a tendency to
try anything until I master it, then to go on to something else.  I've
yet to come close with music, so perhaps I'll keep going for a while.
 I did give up playing profesionally for a couple of years.  I got real
worn out playing smoky bars, to audiences who didn't give a hoot
whether it was live or the jukebox.  Since then, I've improved my stage
presence, and usually can get a group going without too much effort.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22185  Dated 23:28:19  10-07-91  -> 22204
From: ARNAUD VANRIETSCHOTEN
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

Stan Lake
Fugitive coins
MAGIC!-NL Sun 06 Oct 91 18:07
Tommy Wonder posted the following msg:

   From : TOMMY WONDER
     To : STAN LAKE
Subject : FUGITIVE COINS

While thinking about this trick a little more I had the following
ideas. I think Charlie Randall suggested hiding the
extra(large)coin with the Kaps subtlety, so that there is less
chance of the spectator suspecting an extra coin. Have you ever
considered to turn around the concept of the trick? I mean
instead of the extra coin being the largest, to have the extra
coin to be the smallest? This way you can hide it in the beginning
of the trick underneath the other coins, and so show the hands
really empty. Also, when the spectator holds two coins, you will
be palming the largest one, personally I find it easier to pal a
large coin than a small one. May be you find that easier as well.
Foreign coins do not have to be suspicious and can actually add
some interest, also it may give a possibility for patter and
plot. The only problem I can foresee with foreign coins is that
you will have more difficulty with driving home the
transposition, since the coins are not well known. My suggestion
therefore is to use copper and silver coins! The largest coin is
for instance silver and the middle and the smallest(the
extra!)coin is copper. In the trick you end up with giving both
copper coins to the spectator, and keeping the large silver one
palmed. Then you ask the spectator;"Hand me the copper one, the
smallest of the two". Because of the fact that the spectator
thinks he holds a copper and a silver this instruction will not
be too difficult. Since the coins are not very well known, you
can may be give a more than fleeting glimpse of the coin which is
given to you. This coin you change to the silver while asking the
spectator wether he can feel his coin shrink.
Many countrys have coins with virtually the same design, although
of different size. This will help to disguise the secret when the
smallest copper coin has to parade for the slightly larger copper
coin.
---
 * Origin: MAGIC!-NL, Home of the wizards, +31-23-388725 (2:0/0)

---

Msg #22187  Dated 23:29:39  10-07-91  22080 <--> 22230
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

It isn't a shopping mall yet!  I went by there the other day, and
they've dug out the basement, and put some of the red-iron up.  Not too
long now.
My favorite day in the lower desert was going through Indio (30 miles
east of PS) and seeing that it was 125 degrees, and started raining!
Fun place to live.  ARgh 
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22188  Dated 23:37:38  10-07-91  22126 <--> 22189
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Now wait a minute!  The dinosaurs had over 100 million years to
themselves.  Let's wait a couple more years before we hand the whole
shebang over to the roaches.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22189  Dated 23:38:52  10-07-91  22145 <--> 22192
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

from an old "Shoe" cartoon....
Tips for batchelors:
Always buy steaks that are cut thinner than 1/2 inch.
This way, they can be fit into the toaster.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22191  Dated  0:50:56  10-08-91  22078 <--> 22212
From: T A WATERS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Curiously enough, I reference Bolton in the afterword to my forthcoming
mentalism collection.

Msg #22192  Dated  1:01:18  10-08-91  22188 <--> 22195
From: T A WATERS
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Most estimates put the dinosaurs at lasting around 165 million years --
and we began getting lower back pain from walking upright only about
half-a-million ago -- so I'd say we have a while yet before we can get
confident of our survival.

Msg #22193  Dated  1:37:47  10-08-91  22168 <--> 22198
From: MAX MAVEN
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

(1) Is it possible you actually believe that Stan Allen handles the
    mailing activity himself?

(2) Given the notoriously poor service of the U. S. Postal System, why
    are you concerned that your copy has not yet arrived? Those who've
    mentioned receiving theirs have indicated receipt within the past
    few days. I'd wait a few more days before presuming your copy is
    not forthcoming.

Msg #22194  Dated  1:54:49  10-08-91  22181 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   CHANGED HEADER

I know.

Msg #22195  Dated  2:01:00  10-08-91  22188 <--> 22219
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

I didn't place a time limit on our turn at bat, I just wrote "when."
I would point out though that in the 100-Million (or so) years, the
reptiles were smart enough not to invent the transistor radio or the
freeway.

Msg #22198  Dated  2:17:38  10-08-91  22193 <--> 22202
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   MAX MAVEN (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Gee, Max, that rather spoils my vision of Stan pulling up in front of
the post office with a van full of copies of M A G I C.  I could even
hear the "kerthunk" as the neatly tied bundles hit the bottom of the
mailbox.

Msg #22199  Dated  2:24:20  10-08-91  -> 22205
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

I finally caught up with the Tabman at the Magic Castle at about 11
P.M. last night.  Tab did what Tab does best - he hung out and chatted
with folks - let's see... There was Burt Carpenter, Bruce Cervon, Jeff
Hobson, Bill Larsen, Billy McComb, Peter Pit, and T. A. Waters.  I left
at about 1 A.M. when they began to form a Conga Line in Irma's room.

Msg #22202  Dated  7:08:07  10-08-91  22164 <--> 22203
From: STAN LAKE
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Gee, I thought that check to Stan Allen was gonna clear...

Msg #22203  Dated  7:09:15  10-08-91  22168 <--> 22209
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I don't know how big of an operation M A G I C magazine is.  He
probably contracts out the printing and mailing to a private firm which
takes care of all that.  The reason I said I know they are mailed out
in zip code order is my zip code is 91352.  The next mailing label was
stuck underneath mine, it was 91353 and happened to belong to a friend
of mine!  I told him I got two labels but only one magazine.  Anyhow,
there are several different ways to mail large quantities of magazines
and I still think that for the circulation size of M A G I C it goes
out in zip order.  Now we haven't so many of us received ours yet?
Well they do have computer generated labels.  Anything can happen I
suppose but if I don't receive mine today I will inquire and let you
know if I get any promising news.

Msg #22204  Dated  7:23:34  10-08-91  22185 <--> 22223
From: STAN LAKE
To:   ARNAUD VANRIETSCHOTEN (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

That's quite a nice idea of using smaller instead of larger and copper
and silver foreign coins.  Do you know offhand any particular country
that has copper and silver coins that fit your description?  I know of
a coin shop not too far from here which I'm sure would have many
combinations to choose from.  Thanks!

Msg #22205  Dated  7:29:31  10-08-91  22199 <--> 22228
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Ron Wilson and Mark Wilson were also there last night.  The entire
board of directors was having a meeting at the bar when I walked by!
Saw Tabby for a moment and said hello.  It must have been a fun evening
(or morning by the time you closed uphe place down!)

Msg #22206  Dated  7:35:21  10-08-91  22160 <--> 22207
From: STAN LAKE
To:   BRUCE SANDERCOCK (X)
Re:   WILSON LECTURE

Thanks for the Mark Wilson lecture review.  Did he say what he is
currently doing?   I remember Bill Larsen saying Mark was going to talk
about making money in magic or how he made his money in magic.  Did he
give any tips or pointers on making magic a paying venture?

Msg #22207  Dated  8:14:18  10-08-91  22206 <-
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   WILSON LECTURE

HE PROBABLY, like he has been doing, sold a lot of his old stuff. I
understand he is trying to sell a wherehouse full of magic, as he can't
keep makin the payments to store the stuff!

Msg #22208  Dated  8:15:11  10-08-91  22161 <--> 22217
From: PETE BIRO
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

Sooooooooooo you want to see if Lance's misdirection is better
on the 2nd than the 1st show when the T*TS are out in the opennnnn.

Msg #22209  Dated  8:15:18  10-08-91  22164 <--> 22211
From: PETE BIRO
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Some of us live in neighborhoods where the post office substation
has a magician working init... and they read it for a couple of
days... some magazines they can read in a couple of minutes....

Msg #22210  Dated  8:15:27  10-08-91  22166 <-
From: PETE BIRO
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Max will really have to P R O J E C T next Sunday, I'll be in an
airplane during his show....
.
I am glad he did so well and has a S T R O N G live act.... Wish I
could see it, have not seen Max perform for more than five years
(maybe longer) since he was in Les Sorcery. A show that was a
potential killer but was in a crappy nightclub in Reno. I know, I
was in the show for a run as well.

Msg #22211  Dated  8:15:41  10-08-91  22168 <--> 22222
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

<...in the mail at on time?> -- Stan can't lick all the stamps in
one sitting....

Msg #22212  Dated  8:15:49  10-08-91  22170 <--> 22220
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Good thing you didn't have to write a "long" story....

Msg #22213  Dated  8:15:56  10-08-91  22171 <--> 22214
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Remember the date? Well he was stuffing M A G I C MAGAZINES.....;+)

Msg #22214  Dated  8:16:02  10-08-91  22173 <--> 22244
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

So... which one is it  you think I have been afflicted with, then?

Msg #22216  Dated  8:16:18  10-08-91  22176 <--> 22247
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

I got notes on notes, tapes to listen to to look at notes and listen
to tapes, a huge card next to the computer that has 4 numbers on it
that EACH TIME I LOG ONTO MAGIC! I turn the card so I know what
number to put down on the file name and I have a note next to it to
remind me to rotate it... then I forget... and still have to go
DIR/P to see what files I am up to..... then I make a file name,
log off, sign onto IMP! (only moments later) and forget the number,
have to exit, go into XTREE and look. Still write it down so I will
do it right 30 seconds later.... arghhh now what was the question?

Msg #22217  Dated  8:16:32  10-08-91  22177 <--> 22226
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

The show doesn't start until 11... are you guys goonnaa eat first
at the Hacienda????

Msg #22219  Dated  8:16:50  10-08-91  22189 <--> 22221
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Hey good idea... if I can find the toaster!!! Hah...

Msg #22220  Dated  8:16:57  10-08-91  22191 <--> 22270
From: PETE BIRO
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I have seen two, count 'em TWO killer sets by Bolton. One on a
music award show with Kenny G, and the other night singing GEORGIA
with Ray Charles.... man you got to be cool, good and more than
wonderful to sing the same song as Charles!!! Whew... electricity
comin't thru the boob toob...

Msg #22221  Dated  8:17:07  10-08-91  22192 <--> 22661
From: PETE BIRO
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

You mean I can get rid of my lower back pain by assuming a permanent
crouch when I walk? Thanks... will try...

Msg #22222  Dated  8:17:14  10-08-91  22203 <--> 22224
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Boy you probably have Lichtman quivering now, he will figure that
his label is lost and his magazine is floating around somewhere
being read by laymen, let along a magiclumpkin....  ;+), or :-( ?

Msg #22223  Dated  8:17:22  10-08-91  22204 <-
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   FUGITIVE COINS

Mexico and Enland... but... look for other ideas now that you are
on that tack THANKS TO T WONDER... Gold or Brass... Also, you might
consider a CHINESE coin... it might be that the HOLE in it cannot
be felt by a spectator... mo to think about! I hope Tommy is going
to keep all this stuff he has written in a file so it will be in
his new book! Gems, all gems! I bet someone else named him Wonder!

Msg #22224  Dated  8:17:33  10-08-91  22164 <--> 22227
From: PETE BIRO
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I think the hot tip is to have your magazine mailed to a friend in
New Jersey (low zip code) then have him mark it "Moved to..."
and have it forwarded. Probably much quicker.
.
Also one of the problemos is it is mailed 2nd class. If you are in
a rush, you might write Stan and see if he offers 1st class service
(for a few dozen more bucaroos)....

Msg #22225  Dated  8:17:46  10-08-91  22165 <-
From: PETE BIRO
To:   PETE BIRO
Re:   TAB?

My memory is going so bad I almost answered my own message here....
CHARGH!

Msg #22226  Dated  8:17:53  10-08-91  22177 <--> 22242
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

You mean you are only going to see ONE SHOW a trip... geeez....even
if it is a louzy show you should go see one.... Find out if I am
right and Kirby von Birch is as bad as I think....

Msg #22227  Dated  8:18:02  10-08-91  22198 <--> 22231
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I think when the bundle went "kerthunk" it broke open and your copy
is still laying there... the wind turning the pages... a homeless
fella wrapping a fish, burning the rest to keep warm... it should
make you feel good to help someone less fortunate.... he might even
try to do Dingle's card trick... work his way back into society,
become a usefull citizen... play quarterback for the Raiders...
GOD WHAT A WONDER THING JUST ONE MAGAZINE CAN DO....

Msg #22228  Dated  8:18:14  10-08-91  22199 <--> 22229
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

DID YOU ASK HOBSON TO NOT SPEAK?

Msg #22229  Dated  8:18:21  10-08-91  22205 <--> 22240
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Did you lobby the Board of Directors to R E M O V E the P I G  ??

Msg #22230  Dated 10:38:59  10-08-91  22043 <--> 22248
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

She WAS in the back seat running toward me.  Figuratively, at least.

Msg #22231  Dated 10:39:40  10-08-91  22056 <--> 22233
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

It's Tuesday, still haven't gotten M A G I C.  Will check mail today!

Msg #22233  Dated 11:40:59  10-08-91  22203 <--> 22234
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I haven't been down to the Arleta P. O. yet, but if you get your mag
and find my label stuck to it, please give me a call!  Rumor is that it
is mailed from New Jersey!  Which could explain a LOT!  Now, why Stan
drives to New Jersey to mail 'em is beyond me.

Msg #22234  Dated 11:47:17  10-08-91  22211 <--> 22235
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Well, he's got a few days while the magazine is at the printers - why
doesn't he lick 'em then in batches?

Msg #22235  Dated 11:48:01  10-08-91  22222 <--> 22238
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Man, did you ever call that right!  That IS exactly what I have visions
of - some layman in the P. O. is readin' my mag!  Oh, well, I've heard
that the issue looked great.

Msg #22236  Dated 11:49:00  10-08-91
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

re:22192,
My favorite "fact"(How can you call anything fact that happened
millions of years ago?) was that Brontosaureses and Tyranosaurous
Rex have more years between their existences than do the last of
the dinosaurs and humans!  (There you go Mr. Ripley)


Msg #22237  Dated 11:51:05  10-08-91  -> 22252
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

re:22195
This is true, but how do you call any species intelligent that
doesn't use prestidigitation?
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22238  Dated 11:49:54  10-08-91  22227 <--> 22239
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Argh! (tm - Biro), Glug!  What mental imagery you can create, Pete.
Picture of David Williamson picture kissing a fish; Maven page curling
as it burns - DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT???

Msg #22239  Dated 11:52:24  10-08-91  22231 <--> 22249
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Maybe Stan's mailed 'em in ALPHA order - from both edges out!  Yeah!
That's it!  Biro, Burton, Crabb and Waters get theirs first!  Katz and
Lichtman gotta wait!  Or maybe he sorted 'em by...  Nah, he wouldn't do
that, would he?

Msg #22240  Dated 11:54:49  10-08-91  22205 <--> 22241
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Sorry I missed seeing you last night!  Yes, there WAS an Academy Board
of Directors meeting last night - and I understand it was a complex
one.  I left and came back to MAGIC! World Headquarters and worked on
the new system components 'til 6 a.m. when I ran into a snag.  Left a
note for the programmer and went home.

Msg #22241  Dated 11:57:44  10-08-91  22228 <--> 22254
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

NO!  I did NOT talk to Hobson about his act!  It was Tab's B'Day Bash
and I wanted him to be enjoyin' himself.  Besides, Hobson is taller
than I thought - almost my height and I make it a rule never to pick on
people my own size.

Msg #22242  Dated 12:00:23  10-08-91  22217 <--> 22255
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

Yeah, I think plan is to assemble and then maybe to eat.  Burton sez
there maybe more than one coffee shop!  But current plan is to meet
between 8 and 8:30 in front of coffee shop.

Msg #22243  Dated 12:15:13  10-08-91  -> 22256
From: DAVID VANVRANKEN
To:   ALL
Re:   M A G I C

I just received my second issue of M A G I C. My impressions?
If "slow and steady wins the race", Stan has a winner on his hands.
I'm sorry, but to me, it has all the hard hitting impact of an
airline's In-Flight magazine.
I was held in suspense by the ever controversial Disneyland Haunted
Mansion ride, and the retrospective of Virgil's 1940's World Tour.

Michael Weber wears his "white hat" as he reviews new products with
such critical comments as:
"Highly recommended"(twice), "Recommended reading", "...well
produced...".
His only negative comment was a hearty "mediocre".
Eugene Burger sums it up best in the Letters column :
"Come on, Michael, if you want to do realistic reviews, get with
it! Sharpen your sword!"
An editorial even appears condemning "reviewers" as not being
"critics", overlooking minor faults in favor of "...doling out the
milk of human kindness..."

On the plus side, Stan is getting better, only having SIX pages of
"card crap" instead of the eight in the first issue. (quoting
another disappointed reader)

The strongest writing still comes from Max Maven's "Parallax"
column. The most worthwhile reading is still the "Inside Magic"
that Stan is famous for, and I did enjoy the article on David
Williamson.

Stan concludes another blockbuster issue with a photo of our ever
popular "Super Pig" with a comment that two Castle members may be
interested in buying it. He doesn't say, however what they wanted
to do with it after they got their hands on it. I still propose a
few pounds of C4 in strategic spots will do wonders.

Sorry, maybe I was in a bad mood when the issue arrived, but
usually a magic magazine in the mail does wonders for my attitude.

Not this time.

David (the other one)

Msg #22244  Dated 12:03:44  10-08-91  22213 <--> 22245
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Well, Wells missed an opportunity of a LIFETIME - maybe he was stuffin'
envelopes, but I was stuffin' ME with the Brunswick and the Bar-b-que!
I sure am glad Tab had gotten some good road kills that week.

Msg #22245  Dated 12:19:54  10-08-91  22214 <--> 22257
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

As to which one you have been afflicted with, deponent sayith naught.

Msg #22247  Dated 12:26:36  10-08-91  22216 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OLD ARTICLE

Yeeps!  You IS confuzzled, Biro!  I don't even know what numbers you
are talkin' about!  Explain it all to me tomorrow.

Msg #22248  Dated 13:37:08  10-08-91  22230 <-
From: PETE BIRO
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   HUSWOY...YOWSUH SPELT BAC

Nice to know she was figuratively....

Msg #22249  Dated 13:37:14  10-08-91  22231 <--> 22250
From: PETE BIRO
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

But you get more information here online every day... who needs
to check the mail? Or was it check in the mail?

Msg #22250  Dated 13:37:22  10-08-91  22233 <--> 22251
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

He doesn't drive to New Jersey, he rides.

Msg #22251  Dated 13:37:28  10-08-91  22234 <--> 22253
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

He can't lick 'em, but he does Join 'em...;+)

Msg #22252  Dated 13:37:35  10-08-91  22237 <--> 22259
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Arthur Bull AKA "Francisco" opened our Midnight Spook Shows with,
"I will now do some prestidigitation... Prestidigitation... the art
of taking the impossible, adding to it a few possibilites and
doing something that can't be done!"
.
Sounds best in a WC Fields voice!

Msg #22253  Dated 13:37:46  10-08-91  22239 <--> 22268
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Skill level?

Msg #22254  Dated 13:37:53  10-08-91  22241 <--> 22261
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Specially when they have a flaming torch at the ready!

Msg #22255  Dated 13:37:59  10-08-91  22242 <--> 22291
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

The Hacienda has: 1) A coffee shop (Mexican Decor) B A R G A I N
on Crab Legs... 2) A buffet (to the left of the above) and 3) A
steak house (one more door to the left)... and they are all to the
left of the showroom.

Msg #22256  Dated 13:38:10  10-08-91  22243 <--> 22269
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID VANVRANKEN (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Good comments... on M A G I C... We gots to give him time... God
there are enough tricks with cards in the world. I was sorting out
my Pallbearers, Heirophants, Kabballas, Arcanes, Epilogues and
Pabulars last night... Not to mention the Phoenix, Hugard and
Jinx files.... argh....

Msg #22257  Dated 13:38:21  10-08-91  22245 <--> 22271
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I figured it out, finally... reading message #22245, YOU ARE THE
MAN WHO WAS REGINALD SCOTT.... The same lisp in your writing!!

Msg #22259  Dated 13:57:20  10-08-91  22252 <-
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   ROTH REVIEW

Doesn't everything sound better in a WC Fields voice?  (No, not
that.)
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22261  Dated 14:19:04  10-08-91  22229 <--> 22262
From: STAN LAKE
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

I didn't stop to talk or lobby- wish I had thought of that!  I keep
thinking every time I go up the drive way it will be gone.  No such
luck yet.  Have had a chance to see it yet?

Msg #22262  Dated 14:23:03  10-08-91  22240 <--> 22283
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

I didn't hear anything about the Board of Directors meeting.  Did you
catch any info?  We appreciate your dedication and devotion to Magic!
but someday soon you should consider getting some sleep!

Msg #22267  Dated 23:37:23  10-08-91
From: BRUCE SANDERCOCK
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   WILSON LECTURE

My apologies to you and Mark Wilson. I'm sorry that I can't enlighten
you on the balance of Mark's lecture since I had to split early. I
reported , as best I could, what transpired prior to his break at 4:30
for his sales session.
Perhaps someone else can fill in the balance.

Msg #22268  Dated  0:35:23  10-09-91  22239 <--> 22278
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Got M A G I C in the Tuesday mail.  And, I must say, I think it's
humming along well.  The second issue's refined a few things.  Layout
and style are excellent, as is the quality of the writing.  What I like
about it is the lack of sub-standard filler -- it's not a thick
magazine, but what's in there is well-done.  It's easy to navigate, and
is pleasing to the eye.  Review and magic sections are super-excellent.
Concur?

Msg #22269  Dated  0:45:54  10-09-91  22243 <--> 22285
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID VANVRANKEN (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Other David--
-
I read your critique of M A G I C with some interest -- and in pretty
much complete disagreement.  It's impossible to disagree with your
opinions per se, but let me ask you this -- COMPARED TO WHAT?

All your observations are ones that are true of the other magazines in
the field: overly puffy reviews; an excess of card material; acking
in "hard hitting impact."

Then, upon re-reading you review, I found it impossible to determine
exactly what you didn't like about M A G I C.  Obviously something
about it bugs you -- and I've read negative remarks from others.  What
exactly is it about the mag that you don't like?

Msg #22270  Dated  0:58:03  10-09-91  22183 <--> 22279
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

\smokey bars is bad for the health and puts too many temptations in the
tabman's pathway.

Msg #22271  Dated  1:00:56  10-09-91  22088 <--> 22272
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

\am now finally at Frogie's playing with the central console. Frogman
has cleaned up the office and has added a chair. \i miss the ten foot
high piles of floppy disks.

Msg #22272  Dated  1:02:14  10-09-91  22114 <--> 22292
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I may sell souvenirs. Interestingly enuff, my first record was called
"Among Grandma's Souvenirs."

Msg #22273  Dated  1:05:59  10-09-91  22089 <--> 22304
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SPINA LETTER

So mister, wanna buy some watches?

Msg #22274  Dated  1:08:31  10-09-91  22091 <-
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   BURT CARPENTER (X)
Re:   TODAY OCT 7

Thanks for the B'day wish, Burt. Now that I'm 46 maybe I will know
better.

Msg #22275  Dated  1:09:25  10-09-91  22094 <--> 22674
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   IBM

Renting is out as tenant would want luxuries such as heat and hot
water. Will have faith it will go soon. Fortunately have no mortgage on
Hotel DeCarlo as my grandad paid cash (10k) for it in 1916.

Msg #22277  Dated  1:13:46  10-09-91  22096 <--> 22395
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   FORCE BOOKS

If the track is wet, bet the Canadian horse if there is one.

Msg #22278  Dated  1:14:28  10-09-91  22251 <--> 22280
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

RE: "He can't lick 'em, but he does join 'em..." - That was bad,
Birosan, bad.  It sounds like the new issue is creating a lot of
discussion - sure wish I could get to see it.

Msg #22279  Dated  1:16:57  10-09-91  22270 <--> 22287
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Smokey bars is bad for the everything.
"I can risist anything except temptation." --W C Fields
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22280  Dated  1:19:47  10-09-91  22268 <--> 22301
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

HOW CAN I CONCUR WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEN THE !@#$% THING YET???  Sheesh!
I just told Tab (he's online on the Master Console here at MAGIC! World
Headquarters - I'm on another node of the network) that he should have
brought his with him from Maryland so's I could see it!

Msg #22282  Dated  1:26:03  10-09-91  22180 <--> 22350
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   JIM SISTI (X)
Re:   CARD ERASERS

Am still looking for someway to help you rub this all out.

Msg #22283  Dated  1:27:06  10-09-91  22199 <--> 22284
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Who is Irma?

Msg #22284  Dated  1:28:08  10-09-91  22205 <--> 22286
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Was good seeing you last night and sorry we didn't get to spend more
time. Looked for you after the confab broke up and guess you had gone.

Msg #22285  Dated  1:31:34  10-09-91  22256 <--> 22302
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Ah, The Phoenix and The Jinx. Now, there's some good reading. Was in
Castle Library all afternoon with Mr. Waters and had a good time and
got some work done. Can't thank T A enuff. Also had a great surprise
when Frogman took me to my birthday party and it was with Max and TA as
well as Nathan and Mrs. Frog. Nathan and I discussed opera while Max
told jokes in Japanese. One of the best birthdays yet. Thanks guys!!!

Msg #22286  Dated  1:24:55  10-09-91  22254 <--> 22289
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Flaming certainly goes with Hobson.  He was there again tonite.

Which, I guess really brings us to:

TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 2

Tonite Tab joined a quiet family dinner with a couple of friends.  The
Tabman knocked Nathan off his seat - quite literally - when he handed
him a custom made Nathan size CONJURERS WOODWORKS WAND, walnut with
brass tips.  Nathan just kept going "OH! OH! OH!" and finnaly got out
"THANK YOU, TABMAN!"  After dinner the entire cast of servers and
managers surrounded the table to sing Happy Birthday, in Spanish, to
the Tabman -- only Tab had excused himself!  So everyone regrouped and
did "take two" when he returned to the table.  A most special dinner
made exceedingly pleasant by the guests who joined us.

Then back to the Castle along with JERRY BURTON.  An evening of
discussion at the upstairs bar.  Burton rigged the place with Biowire
and had all sorts of special effects going.

Now we are at two workstations here at Techy Heaven - Tab is on the
Master Console and I'm on a remote node.  Tomorrow it is up at dawn to
take Nathan to school and then off for Vegas.

Msg #22287  Dated  1:35:23  10-09-91  22279 <--> 22293
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Dam, you're quick.

Msg #22288  Dated  1:36:52  10-09-91
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   X-RATED ZYGOTABS

See you tomorrow, bro sir.

Msg #22289  Dated  1:35:59  10-09-91  22262 <--> 22290
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

So far there are few leaks from last night's Academy of Magical Arts
Board of Director's meeting.  Or at least if there are leaks, they
haven't been in this direction.

Yeah, maybe someday I'll get some sleep. I figure around next Tuesday
is my first shot at it.

Msg #22290  Dated  1:38:23  10-09-91  22283 <--> 22307
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

She's a rock 'n roll fiend from the '60's - the 1860's.  Rumor has it
that EJ offered you her job tonite!

Msg #22291  Dated  1:39:25  10-09-91  22255 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   LAS VEGAS ROOMS

OK, thanks!  We will plan on meeting at the Coffee Shop with the
Mexican Decor and the Cheap Crab Legs!

Msg #22292  Dated  1:43:30  10-09-91  22257 <--> 22294
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

"The Man Who Was Reginald Scott" - sounds like a great title for a
book!  Wasn't he the one who was there when Shakespeare, writting under
the name of Bacon, invented gunpowder?

Msg #22293  Dated  1:45:05  10-09-91  22279 <--> 22309
From: T A WATERS
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

"I can resist everything except temptation"  is indeed a great line,
but it's Oscar Wilde's...

Msg #22294  Dated  1:44:55  10-09-91  22271 <--> 22295
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Yeah, Tabman BARELY missed the ten foot high piles of diskettes!  One
more inch with his toe and he would have been buried in 'em!

Msg #22295  Dated  1:46:24  10-09-91  22272 <--> 22303
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

I didn't realize that "Among Grandma's Souvenirs" was YOU!  Tab, you is
somethin' else!

Msg #22301  Dated  7:32:20  10-09-91  22268 <--> 22305
From: PETE BIRO
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I don't think it moved forward, though, after re-looking at it.
????

Msg #22302  Dated  7:32:27  10-09-91  22269 <--> 22325
From: PETE BIRO
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Maybe everyone is HOPING Stan can re-invent the wheel. I doubt that
is possible. He uses paper and ink, words and pictures. So does
Genii. The contributors are different people and thier viewpoints
are different. I think what might be happening is that we are
really missing the NEWSY stuff that was INSIDE MAGIC. Bill Wells
and I chatted on the phone last night and feel the REASON he went
to the monthly slick was to be able to generate advertising income.

Msg #22303  Dated  7:32:39  10-09-91  22271 <--> 22308
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

So that's what the piles were, disks.... hmmmmmmmmm

Msg #22304  Dated  7:32:46  10-09-91  22273 <--> 22326
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   SPINA LETTER

He probably carries Rolexes, Cartiers, Piagets.... (hey I can get
those in Mexico for $30 apiece -- $22.50 if I have someone with me
that can speak spanish!

Msg #22305  Dated  7:32:54  10-09-91  22278 <--> 22306
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

It is a plot.... keeping M A G I C outa yo' mitts....

Msg #22306  Dated  7:33:01  10-09-91  22280 <--> 22312
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

I will bring mine on the airplane today so when I meet youse guys
you can rent it from me.

Msg #22307  Dated  7:33:10  10-09-91  22283 <--> 22319
From: PETE BIRO
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

You must have missed ONE of the 83 bars at the Magic Castle.

Msg #22308  Dated  7:33:16  10-09-91  22292 <--> 22314
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Reminds me, had a cholestoral test yesterday and the found bacon.

Msg #22309  Dated  7:33:23  10-09-91  22293 <--> 22323
From: PETE BIRO
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Was Oscar Wilde when WC Fields used his line?

Msg #22312  Dated  7:51:54  10-09-91  22305 <--> 22313
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

How about you bring your copy of M A G I C to Vegas so's I can see it?

Msg #22313  Dated  7:53:06  10-09-91  22306 <--> 22324
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Ah!  OK, got your message about bringing your copy to Vegas right after
I left mine.  By the way, Darwin is having a meeting tonite in Vegas -
maybe we can drop by after Lance - meeting is supposed to go until 4
a.m.

Msg #22314  Dated  7:56:36  10-09-91  22308 <--> 22321
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Ya?  If they found the bacon with all the veggies and wok stuff you
eat, then I don't even wanna think about going for the test.  My
arteries creak when I bend over.

Msg #22319  Dated  9:32:51  10-09-91  22290 <--> 22320
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Yeah, EJ played me a tune he'd written fo his daughter on the new(old)
piano upstairs and I countered with some honky-tonk boogie (just enuff
to not get mysel in trouble or draw a crowd).

Msg #22320  Dated  9:34:38  10-09-91  22307 <--> 22330
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

The bar I really like is the one in the side of the stairs going up tio
the dining room but was scared I'd fall over the rail (tired, not
loaded).

Msg #22321  Dated  9:36:11  10-09-91  22295 <--> 22322
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

It was a relatively popular record.

Msg #22322  Dated  9:36:51  10-09-91  22303 <--> 22332
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

Last time here I pulled something off a pile and it fell over on me.
Froggie had it balanced on top of the stack offsetting gravity (which
is a good trick in itself)!

Msg #22323  Dated  9:39:01  10-09-91  22293 <--> 22344
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Except that I tempt resistance.

Msg #22324  Dated  9:39:51  10-09-91  22306 <--> 22406
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

Are you meeting us now? Will keep my eyes peeled.

Msg #22325  Dated  9:41:01  10-09-91  22302 <--> 22338
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

How is Bill Wells? Good I hope!

Msg #22326  Dated  9:42:12  10-09-91  22304 <-
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SPINA LETTER

I one bought a "rolex" in Korea but upon close examination found it was
a "lolex."

Msg #22330  Dated 11:12:39  10-09-91  22319 <--> 22331
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Yeah, I heard about those couple of bars of honky-tonk boogie.  I was
too busy talkin' to Glenn Close to notice.

Msg #22331  Dated 11:14:32  10-09-91  22330 <--> 22333
From: TABBY CRABB
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Too Close to notice?

Msg #22332  Dated 11:13:56  10-09-91  22321 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   OFF-LINE

"Among Grandma's Souvenirs" was a _relatively_ popular record?  You
doin' puns these days, Tabman?

You know, considerin' we are on-line at the same time, we could just
look across the room and talk...

Msg #22333  Dated 11:17:32  10-09-91  22331 <--> 22342
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

Yeah, the lady has style.  But liaisons can be dangerous.

Msg #22334  Dated 11:33:21  10-09-91
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   FILES

In order to reallocate some space on the diskpack, I have temporarily
deleted some of the early MAGIC! message files.  They will be back on
the system in a few days.

Msg #22336  Dated 12:40:12  10-09-91
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   MAGIC-58

The fifty-eighth set of MAGIC!  messages - #18500 (September 11,
1991) to #18999 (September 14, 1991) - has been transferred to a
downloadable file.  The file is named MAGIC-58.TXT.  This means that
you can now go to the file area, download this file, and read the
fifty-eighth volume of messages off-line.  For those who know how
to use the PKUNZIP system for uncompressing files, there is a
compressed version of this same file.  It is called MAGIC-58.ZIP and
is less than 1/2 the size of the full-text version.

Not only will transferring these messages to a file make it easier
for you to obtain a complete set of them, but it will make the
search for new messages easier and faster.


Msg #22338  Dated 15:49:14  10-09-91  22302 <--> 22340
From: MAX MAVEN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

The presumption that Stan's primary motivation is financial strikes me
as ill-considered.

Msg #22340  Dated 16:17:28  10-09-91  22338 <--> 22351
From: PETE BIRO
To:   MAX MAVEN (X)
Re:   M A G I C

You don't believe that Stan is publishing M A G I C to make a living?
I honestly believe he is... (will ask) ... and good business sense in
publishing means to sell the medicine... which is circulation and
advertising. Maybe he is rich?

Msg #22341  Dated 16:19:01  10-09-91
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ALL
Re:   HELP

Frog? Tabman? Where are you? I missed you by about 5 minutes at the
airport... got  the job done in record time, even though the subject
was 1 hour late!!! Hit the Trop at 3:15, you were checked in but did
not answer page... nuttin.... am at Gold Coast,meeting Geno here at
4:30 for a drink.. and await your call.... We can go to Lecture site
FIRST at 9:15, back by 11 for Lance show... and go back after if you
wish.... OR we can switch and see Lance's 8 pm show and go to
Fernando's lecture. Keops is an old dear friend... Great card man.
An in room now ... in bar at 4:30.... if you read this... NO Laptop?
Tsk.... bye

Msg #22342  Dated 19:46:05  10-09-91  22284 <-
From: STAN LAKE
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   TAB'S B'DAY BASH - DAY 1

I was just in for a couple of shows.  Both times I have seen you at the
Castle I just didn't feel right about sitting down and making myself at
home so to speak.  Both times it was a pleasant suprise to see you and
maybe next time when I know you will be there (or somewhere) I can
stop in for a visit that's not unexpected!  Have fun in Vegas, wish I
didn't have to work for a living!

Msg #22343  Dated 20:50:09  10-09-91  -> 22365
From: STEVE BRYANT
To:   ALL
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Am jealous of all of you who got to see Max's
performance at the Ice House.  These days, outside of
Copperfield and Las Vegas, it's a rare opportunity to
see a magician (or psychic comedian, if you will)
perform for real people in a real situation (i.e. not
at the Magic Castle or at a convention).  For those of
us who couldn't attend, it would be nice if you who did
could pass on a _rough_ idea of just what it was that
Max did.  Please don't compromise Max in this.  I
realize this is a hard thing to do and, quite frankly,
is almost never done in magic reviews.  There is the
"know-it-all" approach ("Well, he came out and did
Brainwave and then Mental Epic and then Koran's
Medallion and . . ."), and there is the videotape
equivalent of reporting so much that one tips all the
performer's lines, etc.  I also realize that
personality plays a far more important role than does
individual effects.  Still -- none of the reviews to
date has given an inkling of what Max did.  It might be
nice, if you find it possible, to give a general idea
of what went on, from how a layman might have perceived
it, without going so far as let the unscrupulous
reconstruct routines for their own use.  Basically I'm
curious as to what a mentalist would choose to fill 1.5
hours with.  For example, was there a half hour of
message reading?  Any hypnosis?  Any mediumistic
effects?  Hmmm.  Perhaps Max himself is the only one
who should be authorized to respond to this query.

Msg #22344  Dated 22:39:52  10-09-91  22287 <--> 22345
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

That's right, BARTLETT"S TO THE RESCUE.(sounded in loud superhero
voice)
Welcome to So Cal!  It sounds like you are having a great time.  Hope
everyone treats you so well!
Enjoy! (I think that's my record for exclamation marks ino one
message!)
Kevin

Msg #22345  Dated 22:41:40  10-09-91  22293 <--> 22346
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I was kinda guesing as to where I'd heard that, but I'm sure it was not
from Wilde or from someone saying it was from Wilde.  But that is not
to say that it ain't so.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22346  Dated 22:42:51  10-09-91  22323 <--> 22357
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Yes, but we all know that the more resistance, the higher the
temperature.  I think I'll call that "Ohm to an electron."
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22349  Dated 22:53:06  10-09-91  -> 22354
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   T A WATERS (X)
Re:   WILDE WILDE WEST

I just accessed Bartlett's (Not that I didn't trust you) and you were
absolutly right.  He said that in Lady Windermere's Fan.  Interestingly
enough (at least to me) he also said "The only way to get rid of
temptation is to yield to it" in "The Picture of Dorian Gray."
Which reminds me, I have an old copy of Microsoft Bookshelf on CD if
anyone wants one.  It seems silly for me to have two copies.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22350  Dated 23:10:06  10-09-91  22282 <--> 22383
From: JIM SISTI
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   CARD ERASERS

I had Doc Eason here with me all day Monday.  I've had all the puns I
need for the next decade, thank you very much.  Seriously, thanks for
helping.  I located some at a gift shop in Vegas but they want too much
money and won't tip the supplier.

Msg #22351  Dated 23:32:55  10-09-91  22302 <--> 22353
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Interesting... In a spare playing field, you'd think everyone would
just be happy there was a new player!

Msg #22353  Dated 23:42:31  10-09-91  22340 <--> 22377
From: MAX MAVEN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Of course Stan intends to make a financial profit from the magazine. My
point was that I don't believe that is his primary motivation.

Msg #22354  Dated 23:42:45  10-09-91  22349 <--> 22356
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   WILDE WILDE WEST

How convenient and how quick is it to access "Bartlett's" on CD-ROM?
And for the other reference work in that, and other packages?  Am
thinking of taking the plunge, and would me most interested in your
thoughts.

Msg #22356  Dated  0:35:29  10-10-91  22354 <--> 22361
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   WILDE WILDE WEST

It sort of depends on your system.  I have an internal CD ROM that is
meant to go with my machine.  I had a different 386 system a while back
that had so many different drivers (One is needed for the CD drive)
that I was messed up with regular ram.  Right now, my CD drive is
designated as the D: drive, and all I have to do is treat it like
another disk drive.  It is extemely easy to use, and very convient to
have CD ROM access.  The price is also down to the $200 to $400 range,
which makes it somewhat affordable.  But like buying a stereo CD
Player, the expense is not the drive, but the CDs that go with it.
They run from $30 (public domain programs on disk) to thousands of
dollars each.  If you're ever in Riverside, I'd be more than happy to
give you a demonstration of what it can and can't do.
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22357  Dated  3:04:54  10-10-91  22344 <--> 22382
From: PETE BIRO
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

This is a new message but on my laptop I can't use IMP and get in
the way I can with the later (larger) version at home.
We had literally an advisory board meeting in Lance Burton's
audience. Burt "Fireworks" Carpenter, David (the other one), David
the real one, Burton (The Bizzare one), Biro-San and The TABMAN.
.
The review.
.
We all thought the show was swell.
.
Mike Caveney was at the early show, then had to go work at the
Hilton (Mobil Oil Trade show).
And... the Bud-Magician wuz there too, but the Stolichnoya on the
Rocks Geno Munari kept giving me has erased his name from my
RAM.... ;+)
.
We got there too late to see old pal, Fernando Keops, from Mexico
City do his lecture for Gary Darwin, who said, "My wife asked me
to paint the house but I told her I would take a picture of it!"
ARGH!!!!
.
And I replied with my latest. "I got a card with my new driver's
license to list any organs I would like to donate... so I am going
to leave my ribs to Tony Roma!"
.
Luckily Nurse Hogeboom (of the Magic Plumbers was here to keep us
all in line).... and Hardeen (the real one) (Bill Wells) stopped
for a minute to visit while taking Melinda's Horse home????? True.
.
Well it is almost 4 am, Tabby and I have headed to the Lilly White
Sheets, while the Frog is out looking for an all-night Chinese
Restaurant. (I told him to buy a wok!) G'nite all....

Msg #22358  Dated  5:57:20  10-10-91  -> 22384
From: CHARLIE RANDALL
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (X)
Re:   ORDER

  Ok, I'll get it in the mail today.  I'll also include the Knuthe
material on force books/magazines if you're still interested.  Speaking
of which if you'd like to know, I know where there are a bunch of force
books for sale by a friend of mine.  Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks.
                                       Charlie

Msg #22361  Dated 12:02:22  10-10-91  22356 <-
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   KEVIN E CURTIN (X)
Re:   WILDE WILDE WEST

Thanks, Kevin.  I'll keep the CD-ROM eye open!

Msg #22362  Dated 13:15:00  10-10-91  -> 22385
From: PETE BIRO
To:   ALL
Re:   FROG GONE!

The Frog is airborn. We spent all remaining funds at Gamblers Book Club
in Vegas... NOW WE SHAL WIN.... Hey, that's what the book sez! Tabman
found some early edition stuff in the locked case... and I found all
four books on my  list in the "used back room".... or is it the Back
used room? Look out for Carpenter he has a computer system now for BJ.
Off to see Geno's dem of the "early" black jack computer that you wear
under your coat. Hmmmmmmmm then to (can't tell ya yet...) adios.

Msg #22363  Dated 13:26:23  10-10-91
From: KEVIN E CURTIN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   LVREVIEW

Pete,
Thanks from all of us stuck in the real world for your review of Vegas!
Enjoy!
Kevin

Msg #22364  Dated 14:21:48  10-10-91
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MAGIC! IN L.V.

Weeeeee're back.....  Just got in from Burbank (105 deg) and started
the air conditioner.  Can't even check mail or compose replies at the
moment as keyboard is melting and sticking to my flingers.  Please tell
all that it was certainly a great event and that I miss everyone
already.  Tell Tab to keep it to quarters and to hurry back.  Later.

Msg #22365  Dated 16:36:36  10-10-91  22343 <--> 22366
From: STAN LAKE
To:   STEVE BRYANT (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

I wouldn't mind posting some sort of a synopsis for you but your last
line is an important consideration.  Maybe Max SHOULD be the only one
to comment.  If he doesn't mind I will go ahead and give you more
details.  One thing I can say though is that if another performer were
to take Max's show and do it line for line, trick for trick, he would
NOT have the same impact nor receive as much positive response from the
audience.  The way Max looks, speaks, his timing, the way he carries
himself, etc. is a very large part of what makes his show so great
aside from the effects themselves.   It just occured to me that Max
could probably make an entertaining show out of a "Mr. Magician" magic
set found in any toy store!   I can't place enough emphasis on how
great his showmanship and the performance aspect of his show is.

Msg #22366  Dated 17:50:17  10-10-91  22365 <--> 22368
From: MAX MAVEN
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Go ahead; I'll be curious to see what you remember.

Msg #22368  Dated 20:16:26  10-10-91  22366 <--> 22378
From: STAN LAKE
To:   MAX MAVEN (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

OK Max, I'll relate to the best of my recollection what the
effects are in your show presently running at the Ice House.
Without getting in to the presentational aspects this will be
very dry reading.
A spectator who remained seated names a card.  Max fans the
deck back outwards and runs his finger along the cards until she says stop.
She stops him on the card she named.
A spectator briefly shuffles and has a free choice of a card
which he retains possession of.  A second spectator peeks at
a card and then shuffles the deck.  Max looks through the
deck once and announces the second spectators card is a
certain number from the top of the deck.  Cards are counted
and there it is.  Max then announces in that same single look
through the deck he knows which single card is missing and
announces it.
Another spectator comes up and takes 5 cards from the deck.
Max stands at the foot of the stage facing the audience and
has his female volunteer (at least in the show I saw it was a
female!) stand very close behind him and just scan over the 5
cards.  From the audiences perspective it looked like Max not
only correctly read her mind as to what the cards were but
also which one she was merely looking at each time.
A prediction sealed in an envelope was given to a man to hold
while Max started to page through a tabloid paper until a
spectator stopped him.  He ripped out the page and continued
to rip the page in half and half again always throwing away
the part the spectator didn't want.   This continued until
there was only a small bit left with one word.  Something
like 50,000 words in the tabloid and she ended up with that
one.  It was found to match the prediction written in the
envelope held from before the start of the trick.
Two more ladies with handbags were asked to come up and he
instructed them to place a half dollar over each eye socket
and seal them down with wide strips of tape.  He then
proceeded to describe items the spectators took from their
handbags.
He next had one of the ladies draw a design on a piece of
stiff paper and had the paper placed face down on a mans lap
in the audience.  He correctly reproduced the drawing on
another piece of paper.
To the best of my recollection (which isn't all that swell
after a few drinks) that was the content of the show I saw a
couple of weeks ago.  If I didn't have relatives coming to
visit us from out of town with their entourage of children I
would be seeing him again this Sunday.  If anybody hasn't
seen him that is in the area you only have one more night
this coming Sunday the 19th to catch him at the Ice House in
Pasadena.

Msg #22369  Dated 20:21:42  10-10-91  -> 22373
From: STAN LAKE
To:   MAX MAVEN (X)
Re:   YOUR TRAINING

Just wondering Max, have you taken any acting classes or voice training
or other related subjects to improve on your performance?  Anything
along those lines that you can or do recommend?

Msg #22370  Dated 20:25:51  10-10-91  -> 22386
From: STAN LAKE
To:   ALL
Re:   TOPIT TAILOR

I mentioned before about what a great job Ramon Galindo does in making
topits.  I sent off my new tux to him last week saying how I needed
it ASAP for an upcoming show.  He got it last S aturday and shipped it
back to me the following Monday.  He even did some extra custom work I
wanted at no extra charge.  I recommend him HIGHLY.
His address is:
Ramon Galindo, Ace Custom Tailoring, 209 W. 5th St., Austin, Texas,
78701.  (512) 478-9965.

Msg #22373  Dated 21:06:21  10-10-91  22369 <-
From: MAX MAVEN
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   YOUR TRAINING

My experience in formal acting classes is limited to several months'
work in a course back in my teens. I have never taken voice lessons.
However, related to this is a relatively extensive involvement with
acting in both high school and college plays, work as a radio
announcer, and professional singing work. All of these activities
provided valuable learning opportunities.

Msg #22375  Dated 23:11:05  10-10-91  -> 22642
From: DAVID VANVRANKEN
To:   JERRY BURTON (X)
Re:   MAGIC! NIGHT OUT

I just wanted to thank you for contributing to the Magic!
experience in Vegas. You proved to me that you don't need cards
or coins to perform "Close up". I really enjoyed your crystal
divination, and your rework of a standard dealers item into a
thing of beauty. Your "Acorn Amulet" lent a wonderful touch.

Thanks again for an enjoyable evening.

David (the other one)

Msg #22376  Dated 23:11:16  10-10-91  -> 22654
From: DAVID VANVRANKEN
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   THIS IS FOR TABMAN

Tabby, wherever you are,
I wanted to thank you too for a great time in Vegas. (you too
Pete) It's too bad we didn't have more time to delve deeper into
the answers to Life, the Universe and Everything.

I think I can help you with your complete set of ten Indian rings
like we talked about. Just a few technical questions:
How many rings are single and how many are paired?
Are any of them "gold" vs the standard color?
Can they be marked (bands maybe) to identify them in case the
sets are separated in shipment?
If you can give me an estimate on shipping costs and packaging
when you get home, I'll do my best to accomodate the entire
"set". (this is going to drive our guys NUTS, "I thought the
rings were Chinese?")

Bye for now,

David (the other one)

Msg #22377  Dated 23:11:35  10-10-91  22269 <--> 22379
From: DAVID VANVRANKEN
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Hi Evan,
Now that I've had my attitude "adjusted" by a night out with Biro
and Co., I feel better about trying to answer your questions.

Yes, I guess I did come across a little too harsh, but on
rereading my own message, I still tend to agree with my first
impressions.
RE: Compared to what? I'll have to fill you in a little. Before I
even heard of Genii, Linking Ring, etc., my first major magic buy
was a nearly complete original set of Jinx. Reading the somewhat
strong opinions of Anneman made me feel like this was what real
writing should be like. Tell it like it is, or at least how the
writer perceives it to be, good or bad. I guess I'm just getting
tired of most of the reviewers nowadays praising everything they
see.

As the editorial in M A G I C even stated, this is a disservice
to those of us that rely on honest opinions to guide us on
whether or not we should invest our own hard earned money.
If I bought everything the "reviewers" recommended, I wouldn't
have any money left for food or rent! It just seemed that when
the magazine itself has to express such an opinion , and it hits
so close to home, something's just not right. As I quoted, Burger
even admonishes Weber to "sharpen his sword".

I just received this month's Genii, and even though nearly all
the reviews were again all positive, at least I felt like they
gave me a truer feel of what I would be getting for my money.
Dante is doing a great job turning around his magazine and I just
hope Stan can truly be an "independent" magazine and not worry
quite so much about possibly hurting someone's feelings.

As far as production quality and content of the articles, I have
no complaint. It's a beautifully made piece, as are most other
"In-Flight" magazines I've read. It's very pleasing to the eye,
careful not to offend anyone. Does that make sense? I may have
some trouble explaining it all clearly. Let's talk some more,
maybe I can clarify further.

Looking forward to your reply,

David (the other one)

Msg #22378  Dated 23:56:45  10-10-91  22368 <--> 22381
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Sounds like a terriffic show!  I'd be there, but for the impending
nuptials.

Msg #22379  Dated 23:59:21  10-10-91  22377 <--> 22404
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID VANVRANKEN (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Listen, I agree that the reviews are soft -- but I guess I accept it as
an inevitability in such a small field.  Pretty much ALL the major
trade mags that I can think of out there -- cars, stereo, etc., seem to
have the same kind of gentle tone when it comes to reviewing products
made my people who are paying for the ads!

I think, however, that Genii is full of just as much puffery -- and if
there's a difference, it's a subtle one.  Genii is also filled with a
lot of stuff that is basically fraternal, and while this does no one
any harm, it is stuff that I don't care about, and thus have to wade
through.  But this is admittedly a small, perhaps unimportant point.

My overwhelming feeling about M A G I C is happiness -- because there's
another player in the game.  I really do think it means more for us.
And I don't think TOO many people are going to cancel GENII and only
get
M A G I C -- although I may be wrong.  More likely in my mind is that
people will do what I did -- find another $30 a year, and just get them
both!  And whatever competition IS generated will be good for both
mags.  This I truly believe.

What I like about M A G I C is its glossiness -- and I don't mean this
to mean facile or shallow -- I mean it is clearly and sparingly
presented.  Everything in it is quality.

I hope it stays around a long time.

Msg #22381  Dated  7:36:59  10-11-91  22368 <--> 22410
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Stan -

You're doin' good!  Posting lots of stuff lately.  I have one little
technical problem with your word processor created stuff - one which I
am also going to try to work on from my end, but that maybe you can
look at from yours as well - your word processor is throwing the deadly
End of File character into the message as the last character you send.
In the case of the message this is appended to, it occurs right after
the period after "Pasadena." on the last line.  I don't know if you
have any way to surpress the EOF, but, if you do, it would help!  That
character hits other people's word processors and tells it that the
file is finished!  I can get rid of it when I compile the messages, but
not while they are live on the system.  Again, I don't know if you can
do anything about it, but it would probably help a lot of folks if you
could!

Msg #22382  Dated  7:47:07  10-11-91  22357 <--> 22396
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Frog found the all-night Chinese resturant along with what may have
been a case of food poisoning!  Just begining to recover now.

Also, my copy of the souvenir picture we took seems to have vanished,
so I can't scan it in - if anyone finds it, please let me know.

Msg #22383  Dated  7:52:40  10-11-91  22350 <--> 22413
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   JIM SISTI (X)
Re:   CARD ERASERS

Jim -

I ran short of time in the less than 24 hours I was in Vegas, but I did
take a look at the "Novelties - Wholesale" listings in the phone book
and there are about a dozen of 'em.  I'll bet that one of 'em probably
has a line on the erasers you are looking for.  Perhaps either David
VanVranken or Geno can toss you a copy of that list.

Msg #22384  Dated  7:55:32  10-11-91  22358 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   CHARLIE RANDALL (X)
Re:   ORDER

Thanks for sending the books and for including the Knuthe material.  I
really appreciate it.  I could be interested in the force books your
friend has if the price is right and if they are ones that would be
believable.

Msg #22385  Dated  7:59:11  10-11-91  22362 <--> 22423
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   FROG GONE!

Damn!, but it sounds like you guys are havin' fun now that I'm goned!
That little unit that Geno has - the first electronic blackjack
computer ever caught in Nevada - is REALLY interesting - wish I'd had
the time to see it inside.  Geno says it originally cost $100,000 and
is certainly a nice item in his collection.

One of life's little drawbacks is never having enough time to spend
with Geno, a really incredible and wonderful guy.  I'm really looking
forward to seeing him this next week at the Castle and at the SPECIAL
MAGIC! LUNCHEON on the 18th.  Once again though, life intervenes in the
ability to just hang out with him - wife leaves on business trip on
13th, her folks arrive via air express on 15th, got out of town
visitors on 16th, AARRRGGGGHHHHH! (tm - Biro).

Msg #22386  Dated  8:06:52  10-11-91  22370 <--> 22619
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   TOPIT TAILOR

Thanks for the referal on Galindo, Stan.  Have always heard nothing but
good about his work.  Enjoy the new tux!

Msg #22387  Dated  9:34:47  10-11-91  -> 22393
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

Having gone through the weekend and then a three day course on
total quality management (we are trying to use Japanese management
techniques) this message I am responding to is now a week old and
I am getting some rather humorous thoughts when I try to figure out
what it is that I should hold up to the light and see that the
difference is internal....and that the brain size is different.
What could this be?  Frogs and snakes? Users on the board? Magicians
and normal folk?

Msg #22388  Dated  9:35:12  10-11-91  -> 22391
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

If you mean the formal reply from he and Jep, the answer is yes I
did get a copy.  If you are talking about something else, I didn't ge
t it.

Msg #22390  Dated  9:35:40  10-11-91  -> 22426
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   TOPIT

I thought you should remember the Mullica bottle from the egg bag!
Hey...you and I both heard the Mullica has a backer story at the same
time!  I have no doubt that Tommy will kill 'em in a Vegas venue, but
is he gonna go at the pace he did at the Tomfoolery?  If so, he will
kill himself!  Sooner or later his energy level is gonna fail him.
He was working at a killer rate in Atlanta.

Msg #22391  Dated  9:35:57  10-11-91  -> 22392
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

That's FUNNY
   I thought FINNEY
               was FENNY
         but both FINNEY and FENNY are FUNNY!

Msg #22392  Dated  9:36:09  10-11-91  -> 22428
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

Didn't WC Fields orignate the cigar boxes juggling routine?

Msg #22393  Dated  9:36:15  10-11-91  -> 22398
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

I am sure that a number of caterers have probably used the "moveable
feast" name....unless the Hemmingway estate sues folks who use the
title.
Be careful ... your Egg Fo' You recipe might be capable of initiating
other types of movements...

Msg #22394  Dated  9:36:31  10-11-91
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   BILL SWITCH

You are preaching to the choir on bill switches...I have always felt
the thumb tip method for a switch of a single bill was challenging
the spectator to discover the method.  However, with a different
presentation such as a ten to two fives and NOT done in a slow,
studied fashion then the tip can be the way to go.

Msg #22395  Dated  9:36:44  10-11-91  -> 22430
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   FORCE BOOKS

Not a bad idea on using uniform sized envelopes to put varying size
items like instructions into for filing.  Lecture notes, while not
entirely uniform in size, pose no problem for me simply filing them
behind A-B-C dividers.  The filing cabinet is Maximum utilization of
the space needed for the stuff.  Don't forget ideas like putting a
filing cabinet in a closet or under stairs.  Also don't just think
of 4 drawer high ones.  Use two 2-drawer cabinets either as end
tables in work room or get an unfinished door and put on top of a
pair of 2-drawer cabinet to make table or work bench.  Get locking
cabinets....not so much for security but so drawers don't roll out
when you are moving it around.

Msg #22396  Dated  9:37:12  10-11-91  -> 22397
From: BILL WELLS
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Tabby...talk to Scotty before trying to work out what to do on combo
of close up pad and dice stacking surface.  We worked out all the
options on this in the seventies and settled on a close up pad that
was simply flipped over to do dice stacking.  Scotty still uses one.

Msg #22397  Dated  9:37:27  10-11-91  -> 22408
From: BILL WELLS
To:   TABBY CRABB (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

TAbbo ...see my message to Pete on this.  Save yerself a lot of
development time by talking to Scotty.

Msg #22398  Dated  9:37:36  10-11-91  -> 22400
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

Quite a tale!
   That original 10-in-1 show also resulted in the supposedly captive
audience getting up and leaving as I recall!  I also figure that
Moses really beat Tarbell on the lecture bit...howsomever it was
just too tough making copies of those stone tablets he came down with
to pitch as lecture notes.

Msg #22399  Dated  9:37:50  10-11-91  -> 22403
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN

You me that great bit about the kids using the walls and then they
were demolished (the walls that is).  Great story but hell to find
sufficient venues for a big market effort.

Msg #22400  Dated  9:37:59  10-11-91  -> 22401
From: BILL WELLS
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

Harrumpt!!

Msg #22401  Dated 12:09:00  10-11-91  22387 <--> 22402
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

TQM, hmmm?  Guess you folks are getting ready for the Japanese buyout
of your agency.

Meanwhile, you should figure out how we could apply TQM to magic - now
that would really be interesting!

Msg #22402  Dated 12:12:16  10-11-91  22398 <--> 22424
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

Interesting to note that copies of those lecture notes are still
eagerly sought by collectors, even though the methods were hardly
explained at all.

Msg #22403  Dated 12:17:15  10-11-91  22399 <--> 22825
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN

Yeah, I know - getting to tear apart a hotel during a con, with the
owner's consent - is a once in a lifetime opportunity.  Still - keep
your eyes out for such a venue as the possibilities for using it are
endless!  Walls can be gaffed, vanished, etc.!  Lots of recent
remodeling in Vegas, so maybe you can't do it for IBM but you can shop
for such a venue for DMS.

Msg #22404  Dated 15:04:27  10-11-91  22379 <--> 22405
From: DAVID VANVRANKEN
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   M A G I C

I guess we can agree on the inevitability of another "soft"
magazine. I just wasn't ready to welcome another one quite so
easily. You're right, nobody is going to cancel Genii or
M A G I C for that matter, myself included.

Maybe I was hoping for a little more.

David (the other one)

Msg #22405  Dated 15:33:07  10-11-91  22338 <--> 22407
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   MAX MAVEN (X)
Re:   M A G I C

Are you suggesting that Stan's primary motivation for starting
M A G I C was a less significant one?

Msg #22406  Dated 15:34:50  10-11-91  22305 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   SWAP MEET

You will be happy to know that M A G I C, GENII, AND LINKING RING have
now all arrived!  The new (October) Genii has got to be seen to be
believed!  A killer cover - very, very pro - with a black and white of
Joe Givan against a color background of a galaxy with the Genii logo.
Strong stuff!  And the first look says the inside - 64 pages - looks
like strong stuff too.

Msg #22407  Dated 15:42:17  10-11-91  22302 <--> 22673
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   M A G I C

This second issue of M A G I C appears to have a much better Inside
Magic section than the first issue did.  The listings of who is
appearing where are back, thank goodness!

Msg #22408  Dated 15:45:53  10-11-91  22357 <--> 22412
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Was going to write up my review of Wednesday in Las Vegas, but it looks
like you've said it all!

Is there any chance you can call Pat's Chinese Resturant and see if I
left my copy of the group picture there?  I think that is the most
likely place and would really appreciate it if you would check.  I was
going to scan it in so everyone could see our happy smiling faces.

Msg #22409  Dated 15:51:16  10-11-91  -> 22419
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   ENCYCLOPEDIA

If anyone is looking for one of the increasingly rare copies of T A
Water's Encyclopedia of Magic and Magicians, Gamblers Book Club
(1-800-634-6243 - 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Las Vegas time) had one copy each of
the hardbound ($ 35) and the paperback ($ 19.95).  Didn't have any
copies of Whaley's reference books.

Msg #22410  Dated 16:09:06  10-11-91  22378 <--> 22411
From: STAN LAKE
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Don't worry Evan, Max will (hopefully!) make another appearance.
You (hopefully!!) will not have another nuptial!

Msg #22411  Dated 16:11:20  10-11-91  22381 <--> 22416
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

I have many different word processors to choose from but the one I
upload from is the one I am most familiar with.  I will try to post a
couple of private messages to you created on a couple of other
different word processors and see if that helps.  I don't know what
makes an end of file character in my word processor, can you tell me an
easy way to find out?
By the way, I use PFS First Choice if that's any help.

Msg #22412  Dated 16:17:20  10-11-91  22408 <--> 22417
From: STAN LAKE
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

The Lance Burton show was "Swell"- that's it?  Did you or anyone get a
chance to talk to Lance after the show as you had hoped?

Msg #22413  Dated 16:22:59  10-11-91  22383 <--> 22509
From: JIM SISTI
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   CARD ERASERS

Thanks, David.  Your efforts are certainly appreciated!

Msg #22416  Dated 17:21:14  10-11-91  22411 <--> 22421
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Some word processors put it (an end of file character) in the file and
some don't.  Also, some communications programs pass the character on
and some don't, so it is kind of hard to say.  Let's check with the
private messages and see if we can get rid of the little bugger!

Msg #22417  Dated 17:22:50  10-11-91  22408 <--> 22418
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Will ask Geno to look next Wed.

Msg #22418  Dated 17:23:10  10-11-91  22412 <--> 22422
From: PETE BIRO
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Yes, we had a long talk with Lance. It was nice.

Msg #22419  Dated 17:23:39  10-11-91  22409 <--> 22435
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   ENCYCLOPEDIA

Gee I didn't know that, why didn't you tell me while we wuz there.

Msg #22421  Dated 17:24:38  10-11-91  22381 <--> 22436
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Tabman hit for 200 quarters on one pull, leaving the Trop... now he
is "winning dinner" at the black jack table.... We struck Gold today
finding some stuff in the back room at a casino equipment factory!
A friend brought us in the back door!

Msg #22422  Dated 17:24:45  10-11-91  22382 <--> 22427
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

You know it didn't dawn on me but the Gold Coast (and Barbary Coast)
-- same owner -- has the BEST CHINEE FOOD IN AMERICA... AND ARE OPEN
24 HRS.... Where I am staying!!! Tsk.. hope you ok, now....

Msg #22423  Dated 17:24:51  10-11-91  22385 <--> 22437
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   FROG GONE!

Called Geno on His Cellular and he was backstage somewhere just
about to "do a show".... he is taking care of us at Melinda's tonite.
I got my client with me, big time! Ho....

Msg #22424  Dated 17:24:57  10-11-91  22387 <--> 22666
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   SHORTENED MSG

I understand the Japanese want to buy the Baltic States, and are
checking Gorby to see if they will take a couple of U.S. Cities in
on trade....
.
I am going to sign the Organ Doner card I got in the mail, leaving
my Ribs to Tony Roma.
.
Rim shot, with drum?

Msg #22426  Dated 17:25:14  10-11-91  22390 <--> 22827
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   TOPIT

I guess I missed the full story in Vegas as to the $ for Mullica...
remember I don't hear well out of one ear....

Msg #22427  Dated 17:22:28  10-11-91  22412 <--> 22431
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Yes, we did talk to Lance after the show.  I think we'll all have more
to say as we return and recover.  There are some absolutely great bits
in his show and it is going to have to be a balance between discussing
it and, like with a book report, ruining it for when you might go see
it.

Msg #22428  Dated 17:25:19  10-11-91  22391 <--> 22429
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

Phooney.... yo..... tabman and I went to a casino supply factory and
found the original stencils for the FARO layouts... and they made
two for us in one day (we picked them up already) Killer Quality...
We can get as many as we want later.

Msg #22429  Dated 17:25:26  10-11-91  22392 <--> 22663
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   CRUISES AND TUXEDOS

Don't know if he ORIGINATED IT, but he was the FUNNIEST...

Msg #22430  Dated 17:25:31  10-11-91  22395 <--> 22659
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   FORCE BOOKS

Sounds like you have read the Sunset Book of Storage ideas. Wow!

Msg #22431  Dated 17:25:35  10-11-91  22396 <--> 22433
From: PETE BIRO
To:   BILL WELLS (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Tabby is downstairs winning at blackjack while I am responding here.
I showed him some hot tips on dice stacking today. I got a cup taht
has some super secret casino work in it.... for stacking and rollin'

Msg #22433  Dated 17:28:22  10-11-91  22417 <--> 22434
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

OK - I'll call Pat's and see if they found it and ask them to hold it
for Geno.  I can't think of anywhere else I may have left it.

Msg #22434  Dated 17:29:20  10-11-91  22422 <--> 22440
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I THOUGHT that the Gold Coast and Barbary Coast had all night Chinese
food, but everyone said the place that we went was so great!  Actually,
what happened was that everyone was talking up their midnight buffet,
but, it seems, they did away with that, so we went to the coffee shop
where they had Chinese food.

Msg #22435  Dated 17:31:00  10-11-91  22419 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   ENCYCLOPEDIA

!!!  I showed it (T A's Encyclopedia) to someone while we were there -
I think to Burt.  Well, you are still in town, so you could stop by
again and pick it up.

Msg #22436  Dated 17:32:24  10-11-91  22421 <--> 22834
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

WOW!  Wish I was still there!  Of course, I was out of action,
recovering, most of the day and also had to do some work, but I sure
miss you guys.  200 quarters on one pull, huh?  Sounds kinda typical!
Tab walked over to a slot _at_ _the_ _airport_ - where the odds are
about a million to one - and said, "Wait a minute, I gotta get the cab
fare."  AND HE DID - one pull got him about a buck, then he shoved that
back in and got about ten bucks for the cab.  Kept doin' stuff like
that (except the one row of machines I told him not to try - he did
anyway and pumped about $5 back in without a single win).  BUT you
gotta keep him offa those tables!  Remind him he said he wasn't gonna
do that!

Msg #22437  Dated 17:35:51  10-11-91  22423 <--> 22510
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   FROG GONE!

Please give Melinda my regards and tell her that we miss her here on
MAGIC!  We're holding her place for her whenever she can log back in.

Msg #22440  Dated 21:04:22  10-11-91  22427 <--> 22441
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

You talked to Lance? I didn't see him... where was he?
I was playing cards and lost too... foooo

Msg #22441  Dated 21:04:28  10-11-91  22434 <--> 22442
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Tabby sed Burt C might have the pic, he sed it was in the room.

Msg #22442  Dated 21:25:20  10-11-91  22440 <--> 22443
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Actually, Lance asked us to distract you so that he could talk to us -
he said something about "That Biro never lets me get a word in
edgewise."

I just realized that Geno will NOT be going to the Chinese resturant on
Wednesday unless he plans to do his show at the Castle and fly back for
the meeting.  I'll try to call Pat's to see if my picture is still
there and maybe someone can pick it up for me?

Msg #22443  Dated 21:27:40  10-11-91  22441 <--> 22455
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

OK, would appreciate it if you would confirm that my copy is in the
room and that Tabby isn't stealing Burts.  Would help me sleep if I
knew that we had it.

Msg #22444  Dated 22:40:37  10-11-91
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   WEATHER ALERT

We are currently experiencing thunderstorms in the Los Angeles area
(RAIN! RAIN!).  It is suggested that you do NOT attempt long downloads
for the next few hours and that you make note of the "Last msg you
read" pointer in the Message Statistics area in the event of an abrupt
call termination.

It is our policy NOT to use auxilliary power in the event of a
power failure during a thunderstorm.  This is necessary because we
cannot protect the telephone lines when using auxilliary power.

Msg #22445  Dated 23:57:50  10-11-91  -> 22481
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   MAGIC! III

The weather has calmed a bit, so I have taken this opportunity to
install the new hardware and software.  You should find the system much
faster and much more responsive.  There are some new items that you
will want to be aware of:

1)  Because of the higher speed and the improved use of buffers you may
    notice some additional lines of information between the time you
    press Ctrl-K (as you might do to bypass the Welcome Screen) and
    the time that the data actually stops flowing.

2)  The automatic mail check (at login) and the commands !, !!, and !!!
    have been enhanced to give you the opportunity to read the reported
    messages.  If you respond to the "Read these messages now?" prompt
    with Y for Yes or by pressing the ENTER key, then the message read
    function will automatically present these messages to you.  This
    will allow you to see messages addressed to you, and to reply to
    those messages, before you see other messages that are a part of
    the general conversation.

    The automatic mail check is still controlled by the MA options on
    the User Menu (U from the Main Menu).  Members who typically read
    all public messages can use the MA command to turn off the
    automatic check.

    If you are using a logon script, you may need to modify it to take
    advantage of this new feature.  Or you can go to the User Menu and
    turn the automatic mail check off.

3)  The Forward and Backward commands in the Message Read sub-menu have
    been enhanced to reflect the difference between "expert" and "non-
    expert" users when either Forward or Back is used and there is no
    message that meets the request.

    Expert users will, as before, receive a message that no forward or
    backward message exists and the command prompt will be redisplayed.
    The last message read remains the current message, but to redisplay
    it an expert user must type   L   for List.

    Non-expert users will receive also receive the message that no
    forward or backward message exists, but the current message will
    be redisplayed on the screen.

4)  The calculation of file download time for cases where the modem to
    host speed differs from the modem to modem speed has been
    corrected.  This problem was especially noticeable when the modem
    to host speed was above 9600 bps.  This calculation still does not
    attempt to factor in possible effective speed increases due to
    compression.

5)  Some timeout code has been added to circumvent a very nasty problem
    caused by the PPI 9600SA modem, in which it goes on-hook with CD
    and DSR high and CTS low.  When this occurs, the modem must be
    reset manually to clear this condition.  Since this combination of
    signals is quite normal when the modem is on-line and has invoked
    hardware flow control because its output buffer is full, only an
    arbitrary timeout value can detect the problem.  Unfortunately,
    this means that under certain error recovery cases, or when the
    remote user has used local flow control at the user end in order
    to be able to read something, the timeout may trigger.

Several people have worked long and hard to bring this latest release
of MAGIC! and the new hardware on-line.  I hope that you will find the
new features, the new speed, and the new performance to be of
significant value.  If you have any comments, questions, or problem
reports, please leave a message for me.

Msg #22446  Dated  0:25:08  10-12-91
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   MY LANCE BURTON SHOW REPO

OK, we've stalled you long enough!  Here's my report on the Lance
Burton Show at the Hacienda.

Lance is a wonderful guy and he has made a very gutsy career move in
leaving a successful show, of which he was only one member, and
starting his own show.  He has done a wonderful job and has put
together a number of terrific effects for the new show.

The show we saw, the second one of the evening, was Lance's 3-month
anniversary show and it was very good.  But there are still parts that
are under test and still some parts that are being changed.  For
example, during the first month Lance had a "white turkey" bit that was
a spoof on Sigfried and Roy.  In conversation with MAGIC! members he
said that it went well for the first month because he was largely
working for members of the magic community (the S.A.M. convention was
in town and then there were a lot of magicians coming to see the show)
but that when all the magicians left, it bombed with the lay audiences,
so it is gone.  He is still working on the show and still making
changes.

This means that the show has not quite come together yet and, frankly,
that shows.  There are portions, probably in newer bits, where Lance's
patter is a bit stiff, where he seems nervous.  There are still a few
slips with lighting and staging too.  But Lance is working hard on
these things and the show is getting better day by day.  My personal
feeling is that Lance has yet to feel good about the show - he has yet
to feel that he owns it.  But when he does - when the changes are
finished - and when Lance steps on stage and knows that he has a
killer, when he feels fully comfortable with it, then watch out World!

Msg #22455  Dated  4:11:52  10-12-91  22408 <--> 22461
From: GENO MUNARI
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

I will check Pat's place out for you Dave.......By the way for those
that don't know, Pat's Chinese Kitchen is where Darwin's Magic Club m
eets each Wed, at about 10:00 pm.

S
Er;22423
Cal is in......as we speak.

S

Msg #22456  Dated  4:46:36  10-12-91  -> 22480
From: STEPHEN WATSON
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   HELLO

Hello Evan,
     Well Mountaineer Magic V, here in Martinsburg is history.  We
had some problems this year, but still made a few dollars for the club
Hope to see you soon, I still am going to suprise you some day and
show up at your shop.
                             Steve Watson
                          SAM #224, Martinsburg, WV

Msg #22457  Dated  4:48:56  10-12-91  -> 22460
From: STEPHEN WATSON
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (X)
Re:   CAROL ROY

     Am glad to hear that Carol is on the mend.  I was at Abbots this
summer when she fell.  I could tell something was wrong during their
act, but did not know it was as serious as a broken leg.  Keep up the
good work, and I will check in periodically as this is a looooooooog
distance call for me.
                         Steve Watson
                        Secretary, S.A.M. Assembly #224
                         Martinsburg, WV

Msg #22458  Dated  4:51:55  10-12-91  -> 22483
From: STEPHEN WATSON
To:   ALL
Re:   OPEN DOOR

This extends an invitation to any magicians traveling thru the
beautiful and historic Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia to visit
with the members of S.A.M. Assembly #224, in Martinsburg, West
Virginia.  We meet the 2nd Tuesday of the month (give me a call at
(304) 274-1521) or drop us a note
                       Steve Watson, Secretary
                       S.A.M. Assembly #224
                       P.O. Box 3517
                       Martinsburg, WV  25401

Msg #22460  Dated  9:15:16  10-12-91  22457 <-
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   STEPHEN WATSON (X)
Re:   CAROL ROY

Good to see you on-line, Stephen!  Yes, Carol (Roy) is getting better.
At first, she didn't know that her leg was fractured either.  She
didn't tell Marvyn until he noticed it during the show.

Msg #22461  Dated  9:27:18  10-12-91  22455 <--> 22469
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   GENO MUNARI (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Thank you, Geno.  Pete left some kind of message that Tab might have
said the photo was up in the room, but I'm not too sure it was real.

Msg #22465  Dated 11:11:12  10-12-91  -> 22484
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   GENO MUNARI LUNCHEON!


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                         ANOTHER INCREDIBLE

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                          !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          !             !
                          ! GENO MUNARI !
                          !             !
                          !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MAGIC! member GENO MUNARI will be performing in the Magic Castle
Parlour showroom the week of OCTOBER 14th to 20th!  There will
be three shows a night, 7:45, 8:45, and 9:30.  Guest arrangements
can be made for amy MAGIC! members over the age of 21 who are not
Castle members - leave a private message for the Sysop.

BUT THERE IS MORE!!!  MAGIC! will have a SPECIAL FRIDAY LUNCHEON
to honor GENO on Friday, OCTOBER 18th at the Magic Castle.  Geno
is an outstanding MAGIC! member, and this is a chance for us to
get together with him.  Dress will be casual and membership in
the Magic Castle is not required to attend this special no-host
luncheon (but you must be 21 or older).  In order to attend this
luncheon, you MUST make a RESERVATION, by leaving a private
message to the Sysop, no later than 11:59 p.m. on October 15th.
Attendance will be limited and will be on a first come, first served
basis, so MAKE YOUR RESERVATION NOW!


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Msg #22469  Dated 16:33:15  10-12-91  22442 <--> 22470
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Tabman sed it was in the room and Burt probably has the picture!

Msg #22470  Dated 16:33:18  10-12-91  22443 <--> 22472
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Can't confrim nuttin... WERE YOU ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF DOC PINGREE
GETTIN IN THE CASTLE SAT. NITE???? Hope so...

Msg #22472  Dated 16:33:27  10-12-91  22442 <--> 22474
From: PETE BIRO
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

TAbman and I up at 5:30 (got in at 1:30 after spending night seeing
Melinda's show at the Sahara... KILLER SHOW... I told her that don't
listen to me re Zombie... it is OK for her to keep doing it!
The Diminishng Live Horse was great... lots of good stuff. Had never
seen Anthony Gatto Juggle... a  phenom.... the Argentine Cowboy act
was great fun and a show stopper.
.
Melinda is working on new illusions and hopes to build up the magic
content of the show... the dancers in here show are great and all
look like they enjoy their work!
.
My guests were "knocked dead" by the show... Then, Bonny Saxe
(Melinda's Mom) came out and brought us backstage for a visit, gave
us T-Shirts, signed  posters, etc. Really made us feel like
important guests. Geno Munari helped paved the way and as we speak
is driving to L.A. to get ready for his Castle shows...
.
We had TOO GOOD A TIME... comparing the last FOUR DAYS AND NIGHTS
WITH REAL LIFE, IT DAWNED ON ME WHY BEING HOME IS SO BORING...
.
TABMAN IS A KILLER PHOTOG TOO... WE WORKED FROM 7 AYEM TO ABOUT
2 PM shooting race cars in the dusty desert and the Tabman had it
handled and was working like a vet in no time at all.
.
There is too much to write about... just realize this board has
brought together some great folks and we have had a great time.
Next Year the MAGIC! trip to Vegas will be better than any convention
... trust me... Adios, got to take a nap and get ready to eat again.
Flying home Sunday with the Tabman in tow.... adios....

Msg #22474  Dated 18:10:12  10-12-91  22469 <--> 22475
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Gee, sure wish I knew for sure what happened to that picture!  Maybe
Burt will let me know if he has it.

Msg #22475  Dated 18:11:02  10-12-91  22472 <--> 22489
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   PETE BIRO (X)
Re:   MO MOJO!!!!!

Glad to hear that you liked Melinda's show - I always enjoy it.  She is
a great performer with incredible energy.  Sure wish I'd been able to
stick around - someday I'll get a T-shirt or a poster too!

Even the short time I was with y'all was GREAT!  You are right - we
really have put together some special people around here.  Next
scheduled MAGIC! get together in Vegas will be at the Desert Magic
Seminar and I'm already looking forward to it.

Msg #22477  Dated 19:37:45  10-12-91  -> 22482
From: STEVE BRYANT
To:   STAN LAKE (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Stan,
Thanks for the Max Maven at the Ice House review.  Just
what I had in mind, and it really makes me wish I could
have seen the show.  I find it exciting that Max did
numerous standup things with playing cards.  I like
card stuff myself -- when done entertainingly -- and
feel that cards often get a bum rap from magicians and
especially from mentalists.  (There is a vocal
contingent of mentalists who feel one MUST use Tarot
cards rather than normal playing cards.  I never bought
their arguments.)  Others who do standup with cards
well?  Ricky Jay, of course.  But another that sticks
out for me, even though I saw him do only a brief stint
at a Desert Magic Seminar a couple of years ago, is
Geno Munari.  I envy you guys who are going to get to
see his parlour act at the Castle, and hope you will be
kind enough to the rest of us to provide a similar
review.
     **
Getting back to Max, here's a question for Max and any
other psychics on Magic!  Who is lying -- Anita Hill or
Clarence Thomas?  Fascinating head to head conficting
stories, and both sound credible.  Back during
Watergate, I always KNEW who was lying, and was
eventually proven correct, but I just can't tell with
these two characters.  And we may never know unless one
of them cracks.
                          -- Steve Bryant

Msg #22480  Dated 20:11:35  10-12-91  22456 <--> 22547
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   STEPHEN WATSON (X)
Re:   HELLO

Stephen:

I think you've got the wrong Evan.  No, let me rephrase that -- I KNOW
you've got the wrong Evan.  I do, however, know of the existence of
other Evan Katz's, and would appreciate some details about which one
you're thinking of.  What kind of shop do I, I mean does he, run?  And
where does he live?

A-different-but-just-as-real Evan Katz

Msg #22481  Dated 20:15:42  10-12-91  22445 <--> 22491
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   MAGIC! III

The new version of MAGIC! software is FANTASTIC!  Thank you, David, and
whoever else is repsonsible!

Msg #22482  Dated 20:05:17  10-12-91  22477 <--> 22507
From: STAN LAKE
To:   STEVE BRYANT (X)
Re:   MAX MAVEN AT ICE HOUSE

Many people, mentalists, etc. seem to shy away from card magic because
they have suffered through too much bad card magic.  Many people have
an Uncle Fred who did lousy card tricks or worse yet an aspirin amateur
magi who would try to show you his latest card trick right after he
read the instructions.  I too, like card magic and even a so-so trick
can look like a miracle with the right presentation.
Here's a new theory on the Thomas-Hill controversy.  If a powerful
special interest group or groups was nuts enough they could have put
Ms. Hill under and with a combination of Drugs, Hypnosis and a bit of
pain, given her this whole story as a post hypnotic suggestion.  Some
of her testimony was said to be almost word for word out of the script
from the Exorcist movie and she doesn't seem to express a level of
emotion you would expect from someone recounting such incidents.  I
don't know, sounds like the wildest theory I've heard up until now.
Don't know if we'll ever get the real story.  Inquiring minds want to
know!

Msg #22483  Dated 20:16:53  10-12-91  22458 <-
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   STEPHEN WATSON (X)
Re:   OPEN DOOR

That's very nice, Stephen!  It's been a long time since we've seen each
other -- you really DO have to drop by the shop soon!

Msg #22484  Dated 20:17:38  10-12-91  22465 <--> 22492
From: EVAN KATZ
To:   DAVID LICHTMAN (SYSOP) (X)
Re:   GENO MUNARI LUNCHEON!

I would LOVE to attend and meet Geno, but I am getting married a few
days later, and the errands and last-minute things are already
suffocating.  Please give my regards to everyone!

Msg #22491  Dated  1:04:06  10-13-91  22481 <--> 22532
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   MAGIC! III

Thank you, Evan!  I was begining to wonder if anyone noticed the
difference!  I guess that, if they wanted to, people could turn on the
color menus and stuff...

Msg #22492  Dated  1:05:30  10-13-91  22484 <--> 22508
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   EVAN KATZ (X)
Re:   GENO MUNARI LUNCHEON!

You really should make time, Evan.  You need lunch that day anyway, and
you will kick yourself forever after for not having lunch with Geno
Munari, whereas a Wedding is, well, just a wedding.

Msg #22499  Dated  1:17:00  10-13-91  -> 22537
From: DAVID LICHTMAN (Sysop)
To:   ALL
Re:   CASTLE SHOWS

Just got back from an evening at the Castle and thought I would report
in -

JOYCE BECK was BRILLIANT in close-up.  Lots of good stuff and very well
done.  Poor kid was in the middle of a BILL SWITCH when the lights went
out!  Still, she carried off an excellent show.

Palace this evening featured JEFF HOBSON as M.C., PETRICK AND MIA, and
THE MALLOYS.  I still don't like Hobson's choice of material - both the
gay/bisexual bits and the Chinese bits come across to me as rude and
insensitive - but he really is a brilliant, talented performer with
great timing, delivery, and incredibly good body language.  Frankly,
I'm not so sure he is a good choice as an M.C. because he overpowers
the acts - which I don't think an M.C. should do - but, then again, in
this case, it was easy.  Petrick and Mia were Petrick and Mia.  The
Malloys were a cute couple with some cute ideas, but I really think you
should spend more than an hour from the time you buy your props to the
time you do the show.

CAROL ROY fans will be glad to know that she is recovering well.  She
is down to a bandage on her knee and is getting around just fine.  She
should be fully recovered in the not too distant future.

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